A list of puns related to "Fireplaces"
The match.
It was ...a house warming gift.
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
A Christmas stalking.
He keeps a log book.
Sounds like another case of the flue.
As it is behind an iron curtain.
I told him I was having a mantle breakdown.
I think it has a flue.
I asked him what happens when he runs out of kids?
Turns out it has the flue.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
Krisp Kringle
swarm
I'm calling it "Fruit by the Soot."
but I just need t(w)o vent(s) right now.
Of course as children do, my brother touched the glass of the fireplace and burnt his hand.
When questioned why he wasn't watching my brother my father responded:
"I was watching. First he lifted his hand. Then he placed it on the glass. Then he begun to cry. I saw it all"
He tells me it's too late to build a fire, so I go upstairs on the computer. Later he calls me down because he built a fire. I come downstairs to see a tiny little candle in the fireplace.
He keeps a log book.
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