Son: Whatโ€™s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, thatโ€™s your Uncle Frank. Thatโ€™s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.

Son: Maybe itโ€™s so he could be Frank in Stein

Me: That son of a bitch!

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I went to see a psychologist after I discovered cracks in the hearth of my fireplace.

I told him I was having a mantle breakdown.

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Roasted!

Son: What's in that fancy beer mug in the mantel?

Me: Well, that's your Uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why

Son: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein?

Me: That SON OF A BITCH!

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What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

Because I am dying of the flue and will not live much longer, I am now turning over to you this grate responsibility. As a symbol of my blessing, and to make the transfer complete, I therefore pass this mantel to you.

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