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πŸ‘€︎ u/nouganouga
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My dad always told me β€œdon’t be quick to find faults”.

Good man, terrible geologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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If you need to find the longest side of a moose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?

The match.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leetrd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My boss said, β€œI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, β€œIt must be my weekend immune system.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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where do you find lads in a concert?

in the home row

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yarahada
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Where do you find the best pirates?

Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.

I have contacts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?

Because X marks the spot

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My girlfriend wanted to know what I look like with my glasses on but i told her I’ve been trying to find them for three days, she said β€œplease I need to see”

I said yeah me too that’s why I’m looking for my glasses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabstain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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A waiter asks the "How did you find your steak, Sir?"

Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!

Source: tedthestoner2.0.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...

Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaccyBuegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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When people find out I’m not a very good electrician

They are shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar

she got a nickleback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcastic_kittie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are so good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumOfMostFears
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.

But eventually I came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I can’t find it on here..

I literally just reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTzbr00tal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why couldn’t the priest find his rosary?

Because it was Lent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alatteprincess
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Ngl I find it pretty funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rinkemax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Where should you go to find a date after you leave your ex?

The Y!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I can't find my scrubber in the shower

It's aloof-ah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abeen30
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain

Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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police find two teenagers eating and drinking fireworks and battery acid

one was let off and the other one was charged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nds_fan_using_emu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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How does a giraffe find a job?

Through neckworking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khalizziebeth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.

I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above him…

He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, β€œIf you can jump up and hit one, you’ll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!”

The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, β€œNah, the steaks are too high.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...

...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man

Guess they'll need to cast someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"

It was a cool ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?

I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacazadora66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!

I mean, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weakened immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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How did you find your steak, sir?

Right next to the potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shazbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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