best place to find puns
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︎ Nov 07 2019
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My dad always told me βdonβt be quick to find faultsβ.
Good man, terrible geologist.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
If you need to find the longest side of a moose
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︎ Feb 04 2021
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My boss said, βI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.β
I said, βIt must be my weekend immune system.β
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︎ Sep 28 2020
where do you find lads in a concert?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Where do you find the best pirates?
Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My girlfriend wanted to know what I look like with my glasses on but i told her Iβve been trying to find them for three days, she said βplease I need to seeβ
I said yeah me too thatβs why Iβm looking for my glasses
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︎ Jan 30 2021
A waiter asks the "How did you find your steak, Sir?"
Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!
Source: tedthestoner2.0.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
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︎ Jan 26 2021
When people find out Iβm not a very good electrician
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I canβt find it on here..
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why couldnβt the priest find his rosary?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Ngl I find it pretty funny
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Where should you go to find a date after you leave your ex?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
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︎ Jan 02 2021
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
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︎ Dec 24 2020
police find two teenagers eating and drinking fireworks and battery acid
one was let off and the other one was charged
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︎ Jan 11 2021
How does a giraffe find a job?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above himβ¦
He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, βIf you can jump up and hit one, youβll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!β
The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, βNah, the steaks are too high.β
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?
I donβt even know where the Minneapolis!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!
I mean, how low can you go?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
How did you find your steak, sir?
Right next to the potatoes.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
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