What’s worse than finding a caterpillar whilst eating an apple?
He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Your entire family dying in a fire....
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold
We call him the iron pirate.
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market
Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.
It’s called The Flounder.
I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...
I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!
I asked my eye surgeon if he has had a hard time finding work.
Finding Nemo was good but seriously talking animals?!
The premise, the movie, Nemo, it was a little fishy.
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...
Every night I put my cellphone in charging and I wake up finding it in another room.
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration ?
What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
finding knee-mole, third part in the trilogy
What is the Easter Bunny's secret to finding those easter eggs.
What did Julius Ceasar say upon finding out his friend slept with an unattractive person?
Keep finding notes to Self,
I wish I knew who Self was, as the last one I found tells me they have dementia and if they forget their pills today it could be fatal.
He just needs help finding tools
Filling out a report at work... and finding ways to amuse myself while doing so
I notified police after finding dozens of smashed porcelain figures in a rice paddy
They said it was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...
I'm having trouble finding a gym I like.
I think I should start to weigh my options...
Finding the right analogy is as hard as
...it's as hard as...
It's just really difficult
Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy...
However, that’s not the case
Finding out you have stage 4 cancer
Finding where M starts in the dictionary was incredibly challenging.
I went through L to get there.
Finding your love isn't a walk in the park, but Priyanka did picnic
Explaination: Priyanka Chopra marries Nick Jonas
There’s only one thing worse than finding a worm in your fruit.
Finding half a worm in your fruit.
Got talking to a very cool old man. After finding out he was from England, a World War Two vet and has spent the last thirty two years in the states I had to ask..
Me: so what brought you to the states?
Him: An airplane.
I'm finding that as I get older, I am becoming more and more resistant to change. It makes me uncomfortable, and I try to avoid it whenever possible.
I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.
My son has apparently bought me a compass after finding out I have dyslexia.
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half a worm in an apple!!!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your Apple.
What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite of?
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
Finding the right analogy is as hard as...
...as hard as...ummmm....damn...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
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