Independent...
Apparently, it was an open and shut case.
It was no small feet!
It was pretty light.
It’s about time
And they're saying he's going to be extradited.
Strange! I didn't know Amtrak had an orchestra!
I didn't want it to spring it on any of you
It’s..about time.
It wanted to get to the root of its problems.
It's about time
My username is....ComeGetPsalm.
Welp, i spent 400 dollars on a limo and I have absolutely nothing to chauffeur it.
"one will see you later whereas the other will see you in a while!"
Now things are finally making cents.
It was a paradigm shift in the field of tectonics.
We call it - All that and the kitchen sync.
I just didn’t have the stomach for it.
It's a dad-joke, or pretty close, and about a dad, but if it's out of place (or too morbid), let me know.
My father died a few years ago. We're a bit classy-ish, but generally not good at being solemn for long. And he was Irish. Loved a bit more drink than was perhaps good for him, although that's not what stopped him. But everyone knew because he would get chatty. Very very chatty. So not a secret, just a quirk.
I told this right after the ceremony, at the post-funeral dinner.
>Dad enjoyed his drinks. I hear he was cremated. It took them three days to put the fire out.
Fortunately, the family loved it.
I don’t understand the hype though. They’re not tasty
"A man who lays with another man should be stoned"Edit : Thanks for the silver kind strangers
They are paying me stick figures annually
Wordle can be tough if you don't see the answer after the first few tries.
Great place. I can’t speak highly enough about it
I'll let you figure out the riddle. Edit: For those who mentioned it, yes, I realize it works better in speech
I wonder what she's up to now.
Usa: 8 Ethiopia: didn't
He said you have a lot of balls coming in here like this.
It’s about dam time.
So I got her a scale.
I have been sleeping on the couch for one month now.
Wi Tu Lo and Yu Wong Wai
It’s about time
It’s just common scents really.
My girlfriend says she can't see me anymore.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite
Without any hesitation, the homeless man pounces into the water to save him. After doing CPR on the well dressed man he coughs the water from his lungs, the business man gratefully thanks the homeless man.
The business man says "Is there anything I can do for you? Money is something not out of the question."
The homeless man responds "I'd honestly just be grateful for a job, sir."
So the business man nods "That is something I can definitely help you out with, have you ever had an opportunity to work on a cruise ship?"
A few days later, the homeless man is hooked up with working a job as a janitor for the night shift. The captain of the ship tells the homeless "We just need you working night shift, and since this is a provide entertainment for higher classed individuals, we can't have you wondering around during the day. On the off hand you're pleased to do whatever you please after your shift." The homeless man then nods understanding the situation.
Later during that night the captain is casual watching over the homeless man in his free time, and he's absolutely baffled by this dive he's witnessed. He rushes down to him and explains
"Do you have any idea how insane that dive was?"
The man just mutters to the captain "No? It's was just a simple dive, right?"
The captain examines "In my entire life I have never seen some dive without making a simple SPLASH! There has never been a human alive to this date that was able to accomplish what you just did!"
The man is taken aback for a second and says "So what are you saying to me?"
The captain rambles on more "I'll make a deal with you, every night we're going to take the diving board up, and we're going to put on a show for every single passenger."
So every night they're training, taking the diving board higher and higher, and every singletime he hit the water there isnt a single splash. Then the day finally came and all the passengers flood around the boat to see the dive. So the man approaches the ladder and he just starts climbing and climbing. He climbed till he couldn't see the boat anymore, and he climbed till he could see curvature of the Earth.
And finally he jumps. He's just falling and falling till he passed the clouds then can finally see the boat. His formation falls into perfection. He finally hits the pool and like ever other night there wasn't singular splash. But he keeps going and smashes through the ENTIRE ship. So the man swims around to the side of the sinking ship.
The captain
... keep reading on reddit ➡10+10=20
11+11=22
Genie: What is your final wish?
Boy: I wish I were you.
Genie: Weurd but alrught
Independent..
