I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year.

They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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My friend and I are working on a tight deadline in our Dracula action figure business.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans

But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My friend couldn't figure out why he kept getting wet on his deck when it rained. Turns out he wasn't standing under the awning.

Now he understands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sticky_fingers18
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Relationships between hockey πŸ’ players and figure skaters are always doomed to failure.

No one is willing to break the ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Trying to figure out which picture is better of my son.

I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kornykory
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?

Aisle B, back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.

At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notelonmusk__
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What historical figure is known for saying "ehh, good enough."?

Mediocrates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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My Dad told me how to figure out of you're drunk

He said: Son, see those 2 cars over there? If you ever see 4 then you know you're drunk

Me: But Dad, there's only 1 car?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.

They were already assembled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.

At least he told us to be positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Which historical figure would you pick to be your teacher and why?

The Wright Brothers, cause they make time fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesebandit0813
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Figure out the joke yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Be-Chill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.

I couldn’t fathom it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My son made me a whale figure

It was really whale made!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikobjectbook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.

I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownemoji
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.

Your gas is as good as mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas

I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works

It literally makes no sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingbeans312
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......

I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthchris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How did the detective figure out who the engineer murdered?

He found his locomotive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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You could say I have an hour glass figure

It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chunkzz5159
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMilesM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?

They forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...

But then it started to make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.

If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I was going crazy, looking around, trying to figure out who said "heads up"

And that's when it hit me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetrandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.

And that made all the difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cderry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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You’ll chuckle when you figure it out. :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I can't figure out what IDK means....

no one else seems to know either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnk50
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx

But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.....

But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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