Feral Animal Puns

A list of puns related to "Feral Animal"

Once my dad came home from work and told my mom that he had seen three dead squirrels in the garden on his way in.

My mom was worried that we had a feral animal of some kind on the loose in the neighborhood. She said to my dad, "How close were they?" My dad's response was, "Well I don't know what kind of relationship they had, honey."

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