Why are cemeteries always fenced off?
Because people are always dying to get in
Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run.
I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why are there fences on graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
Oops, wrong place for this post
What happened to the graffiti when dad saw it on his fence?
Why’s there a fence around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in
I was redoing the fence the other day, pulling all the 4x4s out and putting new ones in...
Sorry, just realized this was a repost.
I tried climbing a fence today,
I was shocked to find out it was an electric fence
I noticed the other day that my fence was leaning something fierce
It’s okay now all it needed was a repost
I saw yet another fence joke but this one seemed a bit out of line
So I offered to repost it
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence?
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
If you pee on an electric fence,
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
I accidentally broke my neighbour’s fence, so I apologized and got it fixed.
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
Why do cemeteries have walls and fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in!
(My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
I personally am on the fence
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
I guess that's why I'm always reposting.
Who's actually paying for the Fence?
The Department of Da Fence.
After attempting for five hours to get this fence post to stand upright, I've finally realized
I hired a contractor to put up a fence, but he never returned my calls.
I figured he was stone-walling me.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
What do you get when an elephant sits on the fence?
Why did they put fences around the graveyard?
People were dying to get in.
Why do they put fences around graveyards?
People are dying to get in
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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