"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael_v92
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend had a table candle featuring glitter and 100 fibrous bundles to light...

It was pretty wicked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?

45 Cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davis_Schina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills

But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did you see the porno featuring shapes?

At first I really didn't get it but in the end it came full circle.

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Wholesome story with a moral, featuring the C programming language reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDa…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/citewiki
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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There’s a new drama featuring herbivore doctors...

It’s called Graze Anatomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I hear China is reviving old fashions featuring beloved animals.

But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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There's a new stand-up special on Netflix featuring a chicken.

She's really good at making yolks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigdogbrowndog
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Did you hear they found a lost Marx Brothers film featuring a long lost 6th brother?

It's called The Great Underwear Caper starring Skid Marx

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When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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When hearing on the news that there would be Russian plays featuring many Tsars at the Olympics

my dad said, "wow, all Tsar cast."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolfric_stormbro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.

The dispatcher replied, β€œSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

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Back to the Feature.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?

He is trying to add Hans free steering.

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Whatsapp has changed its feature previously known as β€˜marked as read’

To Mark has read

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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need your help to find new multipuns

A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:

It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called Bikings

Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHitchHock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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My friend asked me how the text-to-speech feature works on his phone, but I didn't bother explaining it to him.

It speaks for itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What geological feature has the deepest sense of humour?

sarchasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beebeebobo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Cupcake decorating took a turn on Valentine's day when my daughter got frosting all over the freezer

I told my wife to just leave it though since the freezer has an auto defrost feature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueDitty
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Shey be the Bitch, man !!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pranjaljhathegr8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Two domestic abusers, very similar features...

A striking resemblance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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My eyes really are my best feature.

If you took them away, I couldn't even look at myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massivevivid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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The O.Henry Pun-Off is back β€œON!” - Tongues of puns linger
  • Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
  • Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
  • Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.

[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition

This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.

The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.

The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpcombs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Grom r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trisspele
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"

So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Str41nGR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.

She just loves playing Koi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I guess that means it's a feature
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?

I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.

"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.

Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikomiji
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I travel around the country giving seminars on the beneficial features of dried grapes.

I’m in the business of raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.

But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whudaboutit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?

Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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How much does a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback cost?

45 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/framedanimal3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Whatsapp has changed it’s feature previously known as β€˜marked as read’

To Mark has read

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What music concert costs only 45 cents?

It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_zack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itiswhatitiskid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwissCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corpse1984
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...

50 cents featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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