My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...
Looks like the boa cons tricked her...
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Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
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︎ May 11 2020
I was at a hotel and asked the front desk to switch my pillow out with one filled with feathers...
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Why do ducks have feathers??
To cover up their butt qwack
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover it's butt quack.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Saw this on a veterinarian billboard: Ducks have feathers...
...to hide their buttquacks!
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call a chicken without feathers?
Bald. (Told by my 7 year old Son)
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I tested positive for my corvid-19 test
It really ruffled my feathers
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︎ Feb 15 2021
How do you get down off an elephant?
You donβt. You get down off a duck.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.
So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.
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A pound of bricks weighs more than a pound of feathers
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My friend likes being talked down to...
Feather pillows are his passion.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A duck walks into a bar
and orders a drink, then a little while after he finished that drink he ordered another and he accidentally drops the glass containing the drink and he says to the waitress put it on my bill, so the waitress begins to grab the glass shards that were on the ground and carefully placed them on the ducks bill and the duck asks what are you doing and the waitress says Iβm putting it on your bill and the duck sarcastically says ohhhh you really quack me up and the waitress says oh I'm sorry did I ruffle your feathers.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do two feathers talk about during the night?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quack
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Which side does a chicken have the most feathers on?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
which side of a bird has the most feathers?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What side of the chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Which weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?
The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover itβs butt-quack.
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︎ May 31 2020
Why do ducks have feathers?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quack
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︎ May 10 2020
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
On which side do chickens have the most feathers...
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their buttquack.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Why does a duck have feathers?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks
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Ducks have feathers so they can cover their
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︎ Dec 01 2019
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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