Driving through farmland with the family, my dad randomly says β€œHey look! A whole flock of cows!” My uncle corrects him: β€œHerd of cows...”

Dad: β€œOf course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brik5ean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why did the mediocre scientist decide to buy farmland?

So he could finally be out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HibikiHachimitsu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Looking to buy some farmland north of Minneapolis/St. Paul in 1996

Dad: "Lot's of corn you guys got on this farm!"

Seller: "We sure do, been in the family business for many years now."

Dad: "Could be a little creepy with all the corn....stalking us!"

Seller: "......"

Dad: "Sorry, just a little corny jokes :D "

We left extremely embarrassed and never bought the land. (edit, formatting)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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All my dad jokes come with TLC

Once there was this farmer and he had this dream of having a duck. Then one day he saw this duck and started to chase it. He chased it all throughout the farmland. He chased it through a forest. He chased it past a river. All his life, he spent chasing this duck but he never caught it. He died all alone, old and hungry and without the duck. See, the duck represents your dreams, and the other opportunities, they represent other opportunities. So the moral of the story? Don't go chasing water fowls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarlBar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Ole King cole

Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as "Coles law".

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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