Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?

Obi wan Kobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid-16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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In a galaxy far far away

A rebel pilot and an imperial pilot had a race around the deathstar to see who had the faster ship. It was a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spbslinky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.

After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...

"You reap what you saw".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiSatthar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Finally I can see things far away without leaving the couch

I got tele-vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybercharlatan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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The other night, I asked my dad how far away are we from dinner?

My brother pulled out some measuring tape, asked me to hold one end as he held the other end and walked towards the oven.

".... about 12 feet."

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ bro is basically a certified dad now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairentine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My friend can only make textiles for people very far away...

He looms on the horizon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What do you call milk that's too far away to see?

Pasteurize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaNinjaSmurf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...

You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matto_McFly_81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.

They're not to scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My end of the world prediction is pretty far away.

I wouldn't bet on it though. Hindsight's 2080.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away

But then I realised I had the binoculars the wrong way round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustedseat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Sandwiches far, far away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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How does a fish talk to it's friends that live far away?

By logging into the Fishnet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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My 10 year old stood a few feet away from me and asked... Dad? How far away is a stud?

...my mind raced with punchlines of the β€œabout this far” variety. I tried a few on for size.

Then I realized he was looking distraught and realized I was potentially stomping on his blooming dad-joke career. So I stopped and said: β€œI don’t know son, how far?”

He still looked confused, and then I realized that he for real thought a β€œstud” was a measure of distance and this was a legit question. So I had to transition into google searching images of wall framing and what studs are. What a roller coaster of dad emotions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cid73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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If a group of horses are all equally far away from one another, would they be equusdistant?

Making horse jokes with my flatmate and I'm particularly proud of this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeLovesRowing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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In a galaxy far far away, who released the greatest rap album of all time?

2-Pacca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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How far away is the furniture store?

Eh, not sofa-r.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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How far away is the Asian restaurant?

Close enough to wok!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cronenberg_C137
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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The Stranger Things season 3 release feels soooo far away.

By the time it airs, she's gonna be called Fifteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonwatcher-451
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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In a Universe far far away imgur.com/W0jPhqq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamelSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2016
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My friend Rhee died, but I've convinced myself that he's just gone far away. I don't like to talk about it, so when someone asks me I just say...

[removed]

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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My husband was cooking a pot of stew and I asked him how far away dinner was.

He replied, "oh, about 2 feet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbeezee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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How far away is dinner

About 5 metres. Oh haha... (sarcastic) How long is it? About 5 inches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angandstef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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Far and away my favorite dad joke.

"Ok what else do we need?"

"Liquor"

"Lick her?! I barely know her!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away

But then I realised I had the binoculars the wrong way round...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cartoonboy73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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