I come from afar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerGav09
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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What did the Australian say to his friend who spotted his missing contact lens from afar?

"Good eye, mate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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The three wise men in the nativity were actually fire fighters.

We know this because they came from afar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcarusI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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