Ate two, Brute.
Minnesota
It is Tangier.
Every single one of them. As the saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."
It'd be called "The Pros and Cons List."
if not, Who is
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
I think Otto Knows.
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
Was a monster.
People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
Hummus a tune.
May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.
Who-are-they
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Huge axeman
They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
Minnesota ! HA!
The PieRat
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
Manta Del Ray
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
Because he Never Lands
A crowbar.
They say her milk is Legend Dairy
Because he’s rather low-key!
Son: What?
Dad: Not Dr What son... close.. who
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes
Son: Who’s Dr Yes?
Dad: No, Who is who
Son: In the the zoo?
Dad: No, who isn’t in the zoo.
Son: What?
Dad: He’s on second.
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
I'm proud of my fan art.
I laughed. Dad jokes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".
So call this number, and get your free quote today
But iPhoned it in
then Who is.
...Then Who is.
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
