Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
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Fall puns! @thechosenpun on instagram
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︎ Dec 01 2020
If I happened to run into you, and fall on you perpendicularly,
Would you be cross with me?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I had a book fall on my head today,
I only have my shelf to blame.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
If a tree falls on an Athieist's house...
Is it still considered an act of God?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I had a bunch of books fall on me
I only have my shelf to blame.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, βIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?β
I said, βNo, we will still be friends.β
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︎ Aug 16 2020
How often does Halloween fall on a Saturday?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Is scrolling through Reddit on your phone making you fall asleep?
Thereβs a nap for that.
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︎ May 01 2020
A book falls on Sean Connery's head
"Well, I've only got my shelf to blame"
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I always fall down from my cycle riding on uneven bumpy roads.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
What do you call it when a billboard falls on you?
A bad sign...
(So proud my 12 year old told me this)
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
His winter, however, was nog so great.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
A father and his son are on a roof, the father falls off but the kid stays on, why?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
If someone falls out of the sky, and lands on a church...
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︎ Nov 16 2019
500 bricks on an airplane and one falls off. How many are left?
((To be played back and forth with a friend as questions and answers))
[499.]
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
[1. Open door. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close door.]
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
[1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Put giraffe in. 4. Close door.]
All the animals attend a birthday party for the king of the jungle, except one. Who didnβt attend?
[The giraffe. Heβs still in the refrigerator.]
A girl swims across an alligator infested river, but safely makes it to the other side. How was that possible?
[All the alligators were at the birthday party.]
The girls still dies though, how come?
[The one brick from the airplane fell on her head.]
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I've always wondered why so much dandruff falls on my desk...
I still scratch my head over it.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
At the altar today the arbour didn't fall on us newly weds.
I guess we can call it a safe arbour.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
If the bed falls on me...
My friend on top would most likely be liable
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
(I made that joke up when I was 10 and had to wait another 25 years to become a dad to tell it.)
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Why don't people sympathize when your books fall on the floor?
Because you only have your shelf to blame.
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︎ May 20 2019
Why does Fathers day always fall on Sundays?
Because there is no Daddays.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Why does fathers day fall on a sunday?
Without a son, he would just be a man.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
What do you say to your dad who is on the roof when the ladder falls?
"don't worry dad! I wont let you down! "
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︎ Mar 26 2019
2 Antennas meet on a roof and fall in love and get married
While the ceremony wasn't that great, the reception was excellent
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︎ May 06 2018
BREAKING NEWS: Truck hauling pigment collides with tour bus on bridge and both fall into river
Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
Humpty Dumpty wasn't very humpty, dumpt he?
<Note: delivered correctly, this joke will throw some children into fits of rage. Use with caution.>
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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...
...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Whatβs big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
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Hospital
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
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Hospital
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What's green, brown, has four legs and when it falls on you it will kill you?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A guide on how to fall down the stairs:
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Step 2,
Step 3,
Step 6,
Step 12
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︎ Dec 11 2019
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."
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