I’m trying t deal but it’s nt
His name was Sherlock, holmes.
I'd probably suggest going to the restaurant on Sullivan, they catch and prepare deer fresh daily.
My wife said, "It's all fun until someone loses an "I".
you know urine trouble.
They said it's because of their aunt-ey bodies.
Because he thought it was a-door-able.
...They ride the Troll-ey.
The leader of the country pull random letters and announced them first he drew a C so he said “C ey” then he drew a N so he said “N ey” then he drew a D so he said “D ey” and ever since then it’s been called Canada
Whack-a-mol-ey
His punishments never make any sense, ey
I don't know why I thought of that while brushing my teeth late at night but I'm glad I did. haha punishments, I didnt even realise its a 2 in 1 pun. I can now go to sleep knowing I have reached the zenit of my comedic career.
Here is an image of my Grandfather's QuarterPounder. He made it probably 20 years ago - the quarter is from 1994. Grandpa said that he saw something that looked like this in a novelty shop somewhere and decided to improve the design a bit.
(This joke just deserved a more catchy title, sorry for the mess.)
Every Tuesday growing up, we had German sausages and sauerkraut for dinner - my dad's favorite. Since I can remember, my dad has told this joke and never misses a chance telling it till this day:
"You know kids, it's not the sausage that makes you fat, it's the sauce!"
Both my younger sister and l looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and thought - why is he telling this joke every single time.. it doesnt make sense! There is no sauce here! Only fried sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes. In fact, where is the goddamn sauce, we could need it. This dish is dry as shit! My poor mom shrugged her shoulders, seemingly just as confused.
When i was about 11-12, I caught up on my dad's hinting and eye contact after the punch line.. he wanted me to get the joke so bad at this point lol. I had a moment, as they say. Oh... OOHH. BOOM. Omg the "SAUCE"!! From the sausage.. makes some people fat.. as in pregnant.. Mind. Blown.
My sister, around 8 at that time, had a few hundred more sausage dinners to "ketchup" ;) I'm not doing so bad myself, 'ey?
Edit: For the slow people out there, this joke is about sausage=penis, sauce=sperm and getting fat=pregnant. Did you have your moment too?? Admittingly, the joke works better in my native language, but you get the idea.
One of my teammates wanted his attention, but had been ignored so far. Then, I witnessed this gold.
Friend: Coach, Coach! Ey!
Coach: B!
Everyone groaned while my coach giggled like a school girl.
