In an unexpected turn of events my apathetic Muslim friend just opened an eye hospital
He calls it "Asif Eye Care".
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event?
What was the event that got things rolling?
The invention of the wheel.
What do an unfortunate event and your teeth have in common?
Nothing, it's acci-dental
Told my kid that I was taking my Mom to a Covid Vaccine event at the convention center.
They said, “Oh, a mass shooting.”
Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
I definitely feel like we didn't prepare enough for all of last year's terrible events.
But then, hindsight is always 2020.
Javelin is the best throwing event.
My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.
It was the Final Frontier
What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event
What tool would deal best with a traumatic event?
A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated
It can get re-heated the next day as well
You can book my band for corporate events
We're called Linkedin Park
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
The re-opening of LEGO stores was the biggest event of 2020.
People were lined up for blocks!
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?
I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.
Certain Olympic events should be thrown out
What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?
I make my dog wear shoes at social events
So nobody notices his forepaws.
I’m gutted I couldn’t go to the cheese tasting event this week
I heard it was a really fondue
I'm planning a charity event for people who can't ejaculate.
Just let me know if you can't come.
After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business
It was called Bruce Banisters
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but there’s a time and a place.
It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.
The crossover event we’ve all been waiting for.
I needed hot air balloon pilots for an event. I could either hire or use prison labor.
Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.
Anyone remember the first Lennox Lewis - Evander Holyfield fight? I heard it was a black tie event.
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
A conversation from today while attending a free santa picture event at my wife's workplace.
Lady- how old is your daughter?
Me - 5
Lady - when does she turn six?
Me - on her birthday
Lady (mad that she got dadded) when is her birthday?
Me - every year.
Wife and Lady both just sigh and walk away.
Sorry for format, I'm on mobile.
Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...
Craft Singles?
My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(
The re-opening of Lego stores was a big event
Really
Oh yeah, people were lined up for blocks
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
LEGO stores reopening will be one of the biggest events of 2020
People will be lined up for blocks
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
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