I'm participating in a raffle. The organizer handed me my number. I asked if it will get angry if I dropped it. The organizer looked confused but-

I just don't want to tick-et off.

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What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weirfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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The Times Square event organizers have a big night ahead of them...

Hope they don't drop the ball...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prosciuttolover
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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While considering buying a portable tool organizer, I told my GF, "It would be useful if I had to carry it around...

...but it's not my case."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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Organic puns in r/funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Dad joke escalation

Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"

He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fish-Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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How does Nasa organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,

but good players are really hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.

It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What is the organ donation center called in England?

Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.

Call it the retirement party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?

A databass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I think my postman is an organ donor.

His truck says, β€œWe deliver for you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Organs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's Israel's cannabis organization?

Am Yisrael High

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Blood and Organ related puns please

So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like β€œbloody good luck” or β€œsorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!

Thanks in advance :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive-Lock-6048
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.

So I googled and told him exactly what I found.

Basically a skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My x wife hated the way I organized everything

Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I was researching about Atheism

Turns out it's a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My wife just bought some organic rosehips

I did even know roses had legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.

He's plotting a coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How does Santa keep his library organized?

Bookish elves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Have a riot at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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The reason there is so few organ donors is

it takes guts.

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I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.

Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What do you call an organized alligator?

I don't know, but you better not mess with it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodArgon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Organic Chemistry Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mundanecarrot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How does Santa organize his list?

He puts it in elf-abetical order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.

Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Lmao
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxrxx_ag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?

Who Knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parv05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?

A mafiososo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?

A hamster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ngeelow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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When the church relocated ...

it had an organ transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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"If organ trafficking is illegal...."

"Then what about pianos?" -my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_greenwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?

Man #2: "Bro, sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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How does nasa organize a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duckay_washere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call an organ donation center in England?

A Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math_rod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkbrahe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aromipesa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet ; )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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How do astronomers organize a banquet?

They Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txson1836
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.

WHO let the dogs out.

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Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?

It's hard to find good players.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomodoJo3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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