English puns make me numb
But math puns make me number
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︎ Aug 11 2021
The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
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︎ Aug 31 2018
You don't often see English puns in Russia
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Do you wanna know what the longest word in the English language is?
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︎ Aug 12 2022
On earth the English alphabet has 26 letters, but only 25 in outer space.
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︎ Aug 17 2022
What's the longest word in the English language?
>!Smiles π (The first and last letters are a mile apart.)!<
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︎ Jul 17 2022
An English cat named ABC challenges a French cat named 123 to a swim across the English Channel, from the UK to France. They both swim hard, but only the English cat makes it. What happened to the other cat?
Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.
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︎ Oct 07 2022
did you hear about the English man who uncovered a government conspiracy?
He really took a propa-ganda
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︎ Oct 11 2022
Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . .
At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
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︎ Sep 24 2022
The English Language is Weird.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
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︎ Aug 26 2022
Saw a new spin on a classic boardgame. You play as punctuation waging war against each other across the English language.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?
They had UV protection in front.
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︎ Aug 27 2022
Not often does a Japanese pun work the same way in English
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︎ Jun 03 2022
Why do English people pronounce it as Briβish?
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︎ Apr 12 2022
My English teacher says it's impossible to make a sentence using only nouns...
Boy, eye gist dew naught sea whey awl teachers seam two inn cyst tits knot rite. We half sum examples. Dew ewe? Lettuce snow.
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︎ Sep 01 2022
Did you all hear about the witch who failed her English exams?
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︎ Jul 26 2022
Which letter in the English alphabet is just one line?
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︎ Apr 09 2022
Did you know the English alphabet can give you skin cancer?
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︎ Aug 28 2022
What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?
Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
English is not my first language.
My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
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︎ Aug 29 2022
How do you console an English teacher?
"There, their, theyβre"
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︎ Aug 02 2022
My favourite word in the English language is frequently
I try to use it as often as possible
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︎ Aug 24 2022
There's only one word in the English language that starts with U and ends with E.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
I have a tattoo of an Old English letter on the skin of my ribcage
It is a real ΓΎ in my side.
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︎ Jul 02 2022
Norwegian Jokes about Hopscotch/Paradise in English
[Death] "Is this Paris?"
[Vanished] "Did we Parrish?"
[Liquid] "Do we drink Far-is (far ice)?"
[Pop-Star] "You're the Star-ish"
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︎ Aug 11 2022
What is the only word in the English language spelled incorrectly?
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︎ May 11 2022
Why did the English major become a judge?
He wanted to sentence people.
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︎ Aug 26 2022
Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?
Or would that be too forward thinking?
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︎ Jan 19 2022
I've been asking people about their favorite Looney Tunes character in English and Spanish.
I get a straight answer in English, but every time I ask in Spanish, they tell me why it's the pig.
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︎ Jul 26 2022
I went to the Middle East, and there were surprisingly many English speakers
Oman! I didnβt expect that.
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︎ Jul 08 2022
Where's the best place to hold an English literacy conference?
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︎ Jul 27 2022
Robert Deal was an English pirate. He was only 40 cm when he was born so his father said
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︎ Aug 12 2022
Posted this pun by u/MorganAubrey to my WhatsApp status and the response from my contacts was phenomenal! It's a mix of languages but hopefully, ya'll get it. Its a mix of English, Swahili and Gujrati.
imgur.com/gallery/qRpUKw7
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︎ Jun 08 2022
What is Rick Astley's favorite letter in the English alphabet?
U, of course.
"Never gonna give U up, never gonna let U down" ~Rickroll in 2022, via r/dadjokes
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︎ Feb 10 2022
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence
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︎ Jul 27 2022
Why was the English Major unhappy?
Because what use is an English lit. degree, when you're serving in the British Army
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︎ Jul 26 2022
If the 25th letter of the (English) alphabet broke the Backstreet Boys' hearts, they'd say...
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︎ Jun 27 2022
why cant you tell a full english breakfast a secret?
Because it'll spill the beans
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︎ Jul 19 2022
In the english words, only in Sugar the S sounds like 'Sh'.
But I am not Sure about that one.
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︎ Mar 19 2022
Why did mathematician wake up at 3:14 am?
He craved a pie.
Original:
He had to pi.
Edit://
Pi works better if you read them letter by letter, and in non-English so Iβm keeping both!
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︎ Oct 02 2022
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
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︎ Mar 14 2020
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The longest word in the English language is smiles.
Because thereβs a mile between the two Sβs.
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︎ Sep 26 2022
Why do the English pronounce it "bri'ish
Because they drank the "t".
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︎ Sep 20 2022
How do you console an English teacher?
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︎ Apr 06 2022
did you know smiles is the longest word in the english languages..
The first and last letters are mile apart...
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︎ Aug 15 2022
How do you console an English teacher?
βThere, Theyβre, Theirβ
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︎ Apr 12 2022
I only know 25 letters of the English alphabet
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︎ Jun 22 2022
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