I always say "mucho" when i am around my hispanic friends
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How come blind Hispanic people are so negative?
Because they canβt sΓ.
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What do you need to become an Hispanic magician?
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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I've noticed I have been saying "mucho" more when speaking with my Hispanic friends...
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My Hispanic friend is a fireman and he named his 2 sons JosΓ© and...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.
ββKay, so...β the waiter started
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican Magician?
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled βoneβ, and the magician smiled, βtwoβ, and he disappeared without a tres.
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The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.
They call it the seΓ±or citizensβ discount.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Hispanic attacks
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Men are important in Hispanic countries
Because without them, there would only be panic.
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What do you say to a Hispanic father around Christmas who wears polartec and served in the military?
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Whenever I'm around Hispanic people i only say "mucho"
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you call it when a Mexican man takes medicines for his anxiety
Hispanic attacks his panic attacks
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.
He named one Jose and the other Hose B.
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What do you call a Hispanic with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jul 19 2018
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?
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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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︎ Apr 14 2018
What do you call four hispanic people in a leaky boat?
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Its 1:30 and im drunk, thought this was comical
What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed
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Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?
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︎ Feb 11 2019
In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?
One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.
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My girlfriend says I'm ready to be a Dad
I was watching TV with my hispanic girlfriend and on the show we were watching a guy gave a girl a danish (little pastry with fruit). My girlfriend said that while it looked pretty tasty and good, she's not much of a Danish person and I said, "Well, probably because you're hispanic.."
I immediately texted my dad the joke as well.
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please stop dad
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A hispanic magician tells his audience he will vanish on the count of three...
...he counts, "uno, dos," then disappears without a tres.
Saw this somewhere online, thought it belonged here.
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I met a Hispanic guy who was short on candy
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︎ Dec 30 2017
My neighbor told me she's really into Hispanic guys
She just wants some Juan to love
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︎ Dec 01 2017
I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.
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︎ Jan 23 2017
All my hispanic friends love it when I say βmucho.β
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ more when talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I've being saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends.
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I've been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my hispanic friends
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I've recently been saying 'mucho' to my hispanic friends
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
Itβs for Hispanic attacks.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I've been saying "mucho" when talking with my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ more when talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Iβve been saying saying Mucho more often to my Hispanic friends recently
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I've been saying mucho more often when talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ more often while talking to my hispanic friends.
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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?
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︎ Sep 16 2017
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
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Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
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