I tink what you're making is a. . .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arctic_fox05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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Wife: if you tell one more dad joke I'm leaving you

Dad: hi leaving you I'm dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albertienstien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Laid this one on my girlfriend last night...

Her - "I love this little purse. I hardly ever wear it because it's so small. I'm always forgetting what's inside it. It's always exciting to see what I'll find!"

Me - "huh, I guess one might say it's a grab bag. (insert dad face)

P.s. I don't know how to italicize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinkleStinkle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2016
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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