Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?
He wanted a pizza the action
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
What do you call an Italian turtle?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
How do you spot an italian birthday party?
How do italians get their news?
What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?
Why couldn’t the Italian get into his home?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
I haven't heard from my italian friend for a while now
I'm starting to think he pasta away
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Why is the Italian railway so efficient?
Because all the trains run on thyme.
Why do the Italians not like jehovah's witnesses
The Italians dont like any witnesses
What do you call a boat-loving Italian?
An Italian man walks into a prestigious hotel.
After inspecting his room, he comes back to the hotel manager saying, "I would like six forks and a sheet" after noticing the absence of those items in his room.
He gets kicked out.
"Why did you kick him out?" says one of the hotel staff.
"He told me he wanted sex, fucks, and a shit!"
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
What do you call a small horse that loves Italian cheese?
Did you here about the Italian spy...
What do you call a buff Italian man named Anthony?
Rig-a-toni
(Thought of this a while ago while at the gym, had a chuckle)
How many sisters does it take to feed an Italian family?
None, that’s the pasta’s job.
I'm glad I'm not an Italian
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
What's the Italian word for suppository?
I saw a funny movie about an Italian arachnid.
It was a Roman tick comedy
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
Why did the Italian stuck in snow die of hunger?
Cos he couldn't hava-lanche
How did the Italian man win the race?
He ran pasta lot of people.
Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?
An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.
"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.
What Would an Italian man who hates his job say??
My Italian friend didn't die
What do you call the Italian hood?
What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?
What do you call an unvaccinated Italian?
Why was Caravaggio the Italian painter penniless when he died?
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
What do Italian Eggs say when you poach them?
"Oh, you're-a-poaching me?"
(no offense to fellow Italians)
What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks?
What do Italian cowboys say?
What food can an Italian composer make quickly?
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
Ever hear of the Italian who broke his hands?
He couldn’t talk for weeks
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
Did you know that Jesus was with the Italian Mafia?
It’s true! His dad was the Godfather.
Why don't Italians barbecue?
Cuz the pasta keeps slipping through the grill.
How do you quiet an italian?
I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...
He said “don’t be Sicily!”
What is the Italian word for grandmother?
What do you call an Italian coronavirus patient with a nose job?
Prison inmate #127833
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On a more serious note if you’re sick then self quarantine. You might end up fine but you could infect someone who ends up dying.
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
What kind of board do Italians use to contact the dead?
My friend bought a new door bell the other day, I asked what’s it called.
This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
What do you call a fake Italian?
What noise does Italian rain make?
Pizza patter pizza patter
I was going to make some Italian Cheese Bread
But I ran out of Alfre-dough.
I bought an Italian sports car that came with a free paintbrush and easel.
an english man, a french man, an italian man and a german man goes to a show the showman sees that they didnt see them well so he moves and ask them if the see him they said
Yes
Oui
Sì
Ja
(sorry if its long)
Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because
As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"
where do poor italians live?
What do you call an Italian prison?
A Penne-tentury.
(did I do that right?)
What do you call an Italian ghost?
What did the Italian say after losing a game of Battleship?
My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.
She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.
OC of an Italian who ran out of pasta yesterday
Did you know E.T. has an Italian cousin?
His name is Z.T.
-A joke told by my dad when I was on the phone with him this weekend.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
what do you call an italian mosquito?
Anyone wanna play an Italian party game?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
Did you hear what happened to the Italian Chef?
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?
Did you hear about that famous Italian chef?
Yes, it's a shame he pasta way.
Did you hear about the famous Italian Chef?
Have you heard of the Italian chef?
What do you call an Italian slum?
Where do poor Italians live?
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