Does anyone know any Italian puns? I'm looking for jokes on the level of "A man walks into a bar. Thunk!" and "Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"" It's one thing learning how to use language formally and sensibly, but wordplay is a big part of language too and I'd be interested to see if there is any fun to be had in Italian.
Now Iβm not asking if anyone of Italian descent identifies as Italian, because we already know the answer to that lol. Iβm just curious if you guys use any words, phrases, mannerisms, insults, etc. that originally came from Italian.
Just a random curiosity I had, I hope that you guys donβt think Iβm a stunnad or somethinβ βπ»
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So while reading a section of the "Liber Gratiarum" (Register 16) of the Venetian Republic, I came across a curious phrase: "...quod similiter sint cives Veneciarum non possendo mercare vel mercari facere..."
"Possendo" is a thing in Italian, but not good Latin, so it is a clear "corruption" by Classical standards. But I wonder: possum doesn't have a surviving gerund, so could this notary's corruption actually be a clever invention, even "expansion" of received Latin?
This appears several times in the Venetian "grazie", so I wonder if this was a sanctioned Chancery innovation to more easily say "not being able to".
I have to admit, after some consideration I don't find this as offensive a medievalism as I first thought. It could even be considered a sign of Latin's vitality as a working, adaptable language in administration
What did Tony say to Grasso in the kitchen that got him so heated? Also, share your favorite italianisms, for lack of a better word, and the meanings behind them.
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He pasta away
Because he'll beat the focaccia.
EUR-O-PEA-N.
(Brought to you by my girlfriend. Sorry if unoriginal.)
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
Lays-agna
But Iβve got to stop living in the pasta!
Pastafarian
βrotiniβ
[fairly confident this is OC]
I cannoli hope I find it.
Yes it happened today and while at work. So I saw a coworker eating, what I had thought, a papaya (it was a calzone). I asked him where did he get the papaya (it was a calzone). He then said he got it at some local restaurant. Just a totally normal conversation. That was until a different coworker of mine and one of my friends asked me why I was calling the calzone a papaya. Told him papaya was Italian for calzone and wanted to sound fancy.
It took 5 minutes of me arguing that I was correct and that a calzone was indeed called a papaya in Italian. That was until they made me Google it.
Now I'm being made fun of (all in good fun) by all of my Coworkers. How I got this far into my life at age 28 thinking a papaya was Italian for calzone is a total mystery and now I'm questioning my whole vocabulary.
TL;DR: thought papaya was Italian for calzone. It is not.
Edit: so I've decided to say screw it and continue calling calzones papayas even though im incredibly wrong. A redditor supplied me with an imagine that I am putting on a t shirt. Here's the link:
https://imgur.com/gallery/0Gi5k4i
And i have post It here because the biggest Italian sub,r/italy removed the thread like r/Europe.
And the only reason Is that the criminals are immigrants And this reddit.
This platform was spammed with post of AOC and her fear to be raped on Jan 6,when 6 girls actually get molested the threads are nuked.
From the Deep of my Heart,fuck you Mods.
Edit: update 9 victims,all of them told Police that the criminals where non-italian.
https://www.ilgiornale.it/news/milano/milano-salgono-9-vittime-molestie-capodanno-2001112.html
#FT': AS Roma 3-4 Juventus
AS Roma scorers: Tammy Abraham (11'), Henrikh Mkhitaryan (48'), Lorenzo Pellegrini (53')
Juventus scorers: Paulo Dybala (18'), Manuel Locatelli (70'), Dejan Kulusevski (72'), Mattia De Sciglio (77')
Venue: Olimpico
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AS Roma
Rui PatrΓcio, IbaΓ±ez, Chris Smalling, Bryan Cristante, MatΓas ViΓ±a, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lorenzo Pellegrini (Borja Mayoral), Jordan Veretout (Carles Perez), Felix Afena-Gyan (Eldor Shomurodov), Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Tammy Abraham.
Subs: Riccardo Calafiori, Davide Mastrantonio, Nicola Zalewski, Bryan Reynolds, Edoardo Bove, Pietro Boer, Gonzalo Villar, Marash Kumbulla.
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Juventus
Wojciech Szczesny, Daniele Rugani, Matthijs de Ligt, Mattia De Sciglio, Juan Cuadrado, Manuel Locatelli, Rodrigo Bentancur (Arthur), Weston McKennie, Moise Kean (Γlvaro Morata), Federico Chiesa (Dejan Kulusevski), Paulo Dybala (Giorgio Chiellini).
Subs: Adrien Rabiot, Federico Bernardeschi, Kaio Jorge, Zsombor Senko, Luca Pellegrini, Mattia Perin, Marley AkΓ©.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
11' Goal! Roma 1, Juventus 0. Tammy Abraham (Roma) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Jordan Veretout with a cross following a corner.
18' Goal! Roma 1, Juventus 1. Paulo Dybala (Juventus) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Federico Chiesa.
32' Substitution, Juventus. Dejan Kulusevski replaces Federico Chiesa because of an injury.
45'+3' Juan Cuadrado (Juventus) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
48' Goal! Roma 2, Juventus 1. Henrikh Mkhitaryan (Roma) right footed shot from outside the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Lorenzo Pellegrini.
50' Jordan Veretout (Roma) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
51' IbaΓ±ez (Roma) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
52' Matthijs de Ligt (Juventus) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.
... keep reading on reddit β‘
Iβm currently 5 months pregnant. My ex is Italian and he (and his family) want our baby to grow up speaking Italian. They think that I should learn the language since Iβll have primary custody, so that I can teach my child. Theyβve offered to pay to send me to classes or to hire a private tutor for me, so far Iβve refused both offers.
Now that weβre divorcing, learning Italian seems pointless to me since I will never go to Italy ever again and I donβt have anyone in my life that I would ever speak the language to.
The more I refuse the more upset my ex and his family are getting. They think Iβm being selfish and that I should do this for the sake of my baby and not for them. They claim that by refusing Iβm rejecting parts of my child and my child will pick up on it as they grow older. During our latest fight over this, my ex told me he will make my life and divorce very difficult if I keep refusing him.
AITA for refusing to learn Italian?
#AET: Internazionale 2-1 Juventus
Internazionale scorers: Lautaro MartΓnez (35' PEN), Alexis SΓ‘nchez (120'+1')
Juventus scorers: Weston McKennie (25')
Venue: Giuseppe Meazza
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Internazionale
Samir Handanovic, Stefan de Vrij, Alessandro Bastoni, Milan Skriniar, Hakan Calhanoglu, NicolΓ² Barella (Arturo Vidal), Marcelo Brozovic, Ivan Perisic (Federico Dimarco), Denzel Dumfries (Matteo Darmian), Lautaro MartΓnez (Alexis SΓ‘nchez), Edin Dzeko (JoaquΓn Correa).
Subs: Danilo D'Ambrosio, Aleksandar Kolarov, MatΓas Vecino, Andrea Ranocchia, Ionut Radu, Roberto Gagliardini, Stefano Sensi.
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Juventus
Mattia Perin, Giorgio Chiellini, Daniele Rugani, Alex Sandro, Mattia De Sciglio, Adrien Rabiot, Manuel Locatelli (Rodrigo Bentancur), Weston McKennie, Federico Bernardeschi (Arthur), Γlvaro Morata (Moise Kean), Dejan Kulusevski (Paulo Dybala).
Subs: Leonardo Bonucci, Kaio Jorge, Luca Pellegrini, Danilo, Carlo Pinsoglio, Wojciech Szczesny, Koni De Winter, Marley AkΓ©.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
25' Goal! Inter Milan 0, Juventus 1. Weston McKennie (Juventus) header from very close range to the centre of the goal.
35' Goal! Inter Milan 1, Juventus 1. Lautaro MartΓnez (Inter Milan) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the top right corner.
43' Federico Bernardeschi (Juventus) is shown the yellow card.
60' Edin Dzeko (Inter Milan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
74' Substitution, Juventus. Paulo Dybala replaces Dejan Kulusevski.
75' Substitution, Inter Milan. Alexis SΓ‘nchez replaces Lautaro MartΓnez.
76' Substitution, Inter Milan. JoaquΓn Correa replaces Edin Dzeko.
79' Substitution, Juventus. Arthur replaces Federico Bernardeschi.
88' Substitution, Juventus. Moise Kean replaces Γlvaro Morata.
89' Substitution, Inter Milan. Arturo Vidal replaces NicolΓ² Barella.
89' Substitution, Inter Milan. Matteo Darmian replaces
... keep reading on reddit β‘He pasta-way.
