Are German puns allowed??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neur0nic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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German pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shipless_Captain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked β€œcan you see me ok?”

To which they answered β€œyes” β€œoui” β€œsi” β€œja”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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German Wifi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frazyn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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A German spy gave themself away when I sneezed. They said, "gesundheit!"

It was a blessing in disguise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutch_Midget
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A German guy built a bathroom around his table

Bad um Tisch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutch_Midget
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I just read an article about a German stealth division from WWII that never had a single casualty

Guess it’s true what they say, you can not hit what you can Nazi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turkyman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...

Sacre Bleu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Just found out I’m part German.

They said it was nein%

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DustyBunny42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Don't you hate when the deli is out of lunch meats and you must settle for German sausage?

That is, the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoldRush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you called a german made quadrilateral?

A reichtangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why did the German army not get presents from Santa during WWII?

Because they were naught-zis (Nazis).

(My 6 year old came up with this joke on his own out of the blue.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talin342
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war

He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2canVANdam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?

He is trying to add Hans free steering.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I asked my German friend if he starts work at 8am.

He said β€œNein!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomfluffyfluff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.

β€œLook mom, no Hans!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.

Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?

Pretty proud of that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samjtrost
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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do you know why German communist ate kids?

because they were kinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewby_chan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My German Shepherd asked me for a snack

At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What did the German bread say at breakfast?

Gluten morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why was the German 7 so hungry?

Because 7 8 nein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bambamtx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?

Verdun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do two German bakers say when the see each other?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tar0nek0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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How many germs are there in Germany ?

Many.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What is the name of the funky German Bakery?

Roggen Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Choking on German sausage

Has to be one of the wurst ways to die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaDe_TherO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.

...it’s now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sminky99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My German friend is pretty big

You could say he stahl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ja-das-ist-gut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I had a undercooked german sausage for supper

It was the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbeagleman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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99% of German Shepherds...

...are dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you get if you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie and a German Mastiff?

Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Damn right!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese

They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How do German breads greet eachother?

They say Gluten Morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Had a German sausage for the first time today,

It was the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?

The wrong kraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chabmitdefarb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?

He likes a lot of spas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frederik_engberg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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How do German bakers say β€œgood bye”?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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