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Welcome to IOTACity ๐
By buying and holding the IOTACityToken you will get automatically IOTA rewards every hour. It has just launched stealth and the Marketcap is very low! Big marketing is getting done by a well known Dev Team in the industry (Influencers onboard, Paids Ads & much more )๐๐๐ You dont want to miss this gem!
Tokenomics:
All in all 22% transaction fee
๐ 12% IOTA reflections
๐ 5% Liquidity
๐ 5% Marketing
LIQUIDITY LOCKED:
https://dxsale.app/app/v2_9/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x4ddf1bc7Eb2CAD67A0A144Ea3341025C5cE2D753&type=lplock&chain=BSC
Where to buy?:
You can buy the token on PancakeSwap! You can easily swap your BNBs to PrintLink ๐จ
Contract: 0x267a2c49a327ad09f0b86a7f119b2f0477e5bd10
Socials
Telegram: https://t.me/IOTACity
Website: Coming soon
Twitter: @IOTACitybsc
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Crypto messiah will income. We can do this for real ๐
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
