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Encryptions Puns

A list of puns related to "Encryptions"

Why did princess Leia encrypt the message she gave to R2D2?

She didn't want anyone to in-vader privacy.

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👤︎ u/Patter_Pit
📅︎ Dec 10 2022
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How do architects encrypt blueprints?

With building codes

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👤︎ u/Kablaaw
📅︎ Jul 13 2022
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Sep 15 2022
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Eunuch-orns.
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👤︎ u/BronMann-
📅︎ Aug 12 2022
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What's it called when a female spouse looks at you lovingly?

Complimentary Wife Eye

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👤︎ u/MistakesTasteGreat
📅︎ Aug 16 2022
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Encryption
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👤︎ u/Bongnazi
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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If you're in the Apple store during a robbery,

Does it make you an iWitness?

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👤︎ u/ramblingalone
📅︎ Jun 22 2022
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Why are mummies so good at protecting their data?

Because everything they have is encrypted

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👤︎ u/drmeep04
📅︎ Aug 29 2022
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How do you hide the whereabouts of a tomb?

Encryption!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jul 12 2021
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When you're in a relationship, you don't need a secure channel to talk to your partner.

Communication is already encrypted.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Dec 01 2021
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I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies

I guess they were encrypted.

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👤︎ u/earned_potential
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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How did the crypt keeper store his files?

Encrypted

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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👤︎ u/iamfromshire
📅︎ Aug 28 2014
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