Keying Puns

A list of puns related to "Keying"

When your looking for your Key and you finally find it
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👤︎ u/Thats_A_Tangy_Malany
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What kind of key is edible?

A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving

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👤︎ u/b-dummy
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys

Then it dawned on me

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👤︎ u/Folically-endowed
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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👤︎ u/SmartassBrickmelter
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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👤︎ u/Gell0us
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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He found the don-key to getting out reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/co…
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👤︎ u/Independent_Cricket7
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Which Keys?

How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?

He uses the cook-keys.

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👤︎ u/jslee_beats0608
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?

The Spacebar

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👤︎ u/RaulCasquinha69
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?

They are key workers

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👤︎ u/CarBoobSale
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...

The tur-KEY.

Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.

And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.

To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.

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👤︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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I just lost a key on my keyboard

Now its all out of control

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👤︎ u/Cjyea124
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.

So is the piano shop owner next door.

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👤︎ u/DarthVarn
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Someone keyed a music note into my car

The damage appears to B Minor

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👤︎ u/bobturkeyisaturkey
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Hey look a monk-key
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👤︎ u/itchycjm1010
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Good communication is key or else

You will get something in your eye

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👤︎ u/xXFox_SonaXx
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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I just got some keys cut...

He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.

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👤︎ u/Mex5150
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.

He kept things pretty low key.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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👤︎ u/throwitintheair22
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Credits to u/plat_playya
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👤︎ u/sixDwaffle
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Patience is key
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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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I don't like music in the key of E minor

It gives me a case of the E G B Gs

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Do you know the four keys to success?

S, U, C, and E

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👤︎ u/pikachu5159
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Here’s a key steak holder
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👤︎ u/ShroomBroom
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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👤︎ u/dpk38
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...

It's written in the key of B flat.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why are locksmiths considered great bosses?

Cause they believe in an open door approach

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👤︎ u/spacenerdgasms
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?

A mon

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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👤︎ u/hsdad
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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I love pressing the F5 key.

It's very refreshing.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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Locked myself out of the house today...

Thankfully, l was able to open the door, by talking to it...

Communication is key.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
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👤︎ u/Prashantuprety8
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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👤︎ u/-Llama58-
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

Bump…

Bump…

Bump…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

Bump…

Bump…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.

Faster…

Faster…

FASTER…

Bump…

Bump…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!

And…

The coffin stops….

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👤︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Only 4 keys to success

the ‘s’ key, the ‘u’ key, the ‘c’ key, and the ‘e’ key.

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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What kind of key opens a banana?

A mon-key.

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👤︎ u/cognimaniac
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Compatibility is key to a relationship
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👤︎ u/prabeshdai13
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. /r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/…
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👤︎ u/TheLegendOfTrain
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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They're singing off key
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👤︎ u/Generic_DummyFucker
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame

But the instructions just say ‘You know the rules, and so do I”

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👤︎ u/vwraider
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.

Communication is key...

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👤︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What key that you can eat?

A tur-key

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👤︎ u/nmt73441
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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👤︎ u/aboutanimechannel
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...

...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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