Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
Your car has been keyed
But the good news is that the damage appears to B minor.
Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.
You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?
The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
I broke a key off my keyboard yesterday...
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
My neighbour is a key worker.
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving
You play piano so bad...
... that even fourth leg wouldn't help.
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
It's also, done by A minor
Which Keys?
How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?
He uses the cook-keys.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week.
Apparently he was the key witness.
Stolen from dad jokes.
I don’t really publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother.
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
An ape joined a monastery but couldn't get in.
He was missing his monk-keys.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
Talk to your lock if you're locked put
Because communication is the key.
Someone keyed a music note into my car
The damage appears to B Minor
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