Encryption
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👤︎ u/Bongnazi
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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What do Vikings use to encrypt their messages?

Norse code

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Happy Ash Wednesday
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👤︎ u/Saph390
📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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What is the difference between a boy and a girl cactus?

A boy cactus has one spike more.

Edit: Fixed wording

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📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies

I guess they were encrypted.

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📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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How did the crypt keeper store his files?

Encrypted

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📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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