What do Vikings use to encrypt their messages?
Norse code
What is the difference between a boy and a girl cactus?
A boy cactus has one spike more.
Edit: Fixed wording
I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies
I guess they were encrypted.
How did the crypt keeper store his files?
Encrypted
My coworker just got dad joked...
The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.
Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"
Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "
