A list of puns related to "Coding"
You have to do it bit by bit.
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.
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Because God Cs everything
I said please don't dash dot!
He's a cross dresser.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Now they can Scandinavian!
And not the brotocol?
Scan the baaa code!
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
Non-binary people will be able to understand it.
A pro-grammer
She looked me dead in the eye and said, βWindow or aisle?β I laughed in her face and replied, βWindow or youβll what?β
Re-morse code.
"woof" guy replies
Horse code
βYou wouldnβt get it, itβs Norse codeβ
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
SOS in Horse Code.
With Morose Code.
GF: What's that?
BF: Remorse code.
When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing
βI c-canβt believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthdayβ
Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.
Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.
Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, βHOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!β
To which the thief replies, βYou let your guard downβ
They told him that he was missing attire
Horse code
You can say... I solved the case.
The Al Gore rhythm
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
You can say.... I solved the case.
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