Couldn't help myself, had to post! Turned our ugly, gravel, apt. driveway into a thriving garden! Potatoes, Sweet Potatoes, pepppers, bush & pole beans, carrots, beets, onion, marigolds (for the endless pest battles) eggplants, watermelon, cucumbers, basil, brussel sprouts, mini pumpkins and more!
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Hi! [H] summer squash (2), green arrow pea, sugar snap pea, blue lake bush bean, Washington asparagus, scarlet nantes carrot, yellow spanish onion, cherry bell radish, purple top turnip, black beauty eggplant, red Detroit beet, beefsteak tomato, pickling cucumber,

yolo wonder pepper, snowball cauliflower, Utah celery, large white Swiss chard, Georgia collards, slow bolt arugula, vates blue kale, red romaine, buttercrunch lettuce, Iceberg lettuce, giant noble spinach, long island Brussel sprouts, spineless okra, green flesh honeydew, Hales jumbo cantaloupe, small sugar pumpkin, peredovik sunflower [W] all types of winter squashes, pumpkins, beets, cabbages, radishes, kales, spinaches, any herbs, any flowers that attract pollinators

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Raised plot update: 1 month later. Added 2 varieties of both eggplant and bush beans. Already harvested from from Anaheim chili and green bell pepper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheModernHera
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This is my current setup right now. I have some peppers, eggplants, rosemary, and arugula. Over on my porch I have thyme, so more peppers, more rosemary, some cacti and succulents, basil, and a couple other things. I also have a white rose bush.
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Southern oak bush-cricket in our eggplant bush. Seattle, WA.
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What's up with this bed? Cucumbers and bush beans are dying back. Hasn't apparently hit the eggplants in the same bed. Nothing like this in the other beds, either. Some kind of wilt? imgur.com/a/LngMuxk
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Can anyone help me save my pepper plants? They are about 10 weeks old, planted in a bed with eggplant and bush beans. Are they also stunted? imgur.com/a/fadku
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I see alot of 10cm eggplant bushes with their first eggplants. This is why most recommend trimming. 90cm tall bush with fruits and flowers
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r/Datura FAQ

Hello and welcome to the r/Datura FAQ!

If you are reading this, you are likely considering taking Datura in some form or another. If your question is: β€œHow do I get high off of Datura?” please see question #4. If you are interested in the history and correct use of Datura, please read the rest.

If you have pre-existing heart, liver, kidney conditions or are prone to psychosis, you should not use Datura.

Please go on Erowid and read the Datura basics here: https://erowid.org/plants/datura/datura_basics.shtml

For ID of various types of Datura, please see here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Datura/comments/kg6ant/datura_identification_guide/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

A note of warning regarding larger doses of datura, to quote the Erowid page, β€œThe main effects of datura are delirium, extreme disorientation, and realistic hallucinations. Many users report periods of several hours in which they have no memory of what they were doing. Behavior is often irrational and accidental injury is a serious risk. Datura also causes physical effects including blurred vision/inability to focus the eyes (lasting up to several days), dryness of mouth, sedation or excitement, inhibited digestion, and an inability to perspire.”

1.) What is datura?

Datura is a plant in the Nightshade, or Solanaceae family of plants. The word Solanaceae comes from the Latin root word β€œSolanum” or β€œof the Sun”. In South America, datura is known as β€œToloache” which means β€œa nod of respect”. The Nightshade family of plants contains highly potent medicines but they can also be deadly. Nightshades can be found on every continent except the North Pole and Antarctica, and have a long history of medicinal and spiritual use. The Nightshade family includes the common food plants eggplant and tomato, also the more intoxicating tobacco, then the more potent datura, belladonna, henbane, mandrake, etc. For more on history of datura and how it got the nickname, β€œJimsonweed”, please see Footnote B below)

There are many different varieties of Datura, including Datura wrightii, Datura stramonium, Datura innoxia, and others. Each variety has the same alkaloids but in slightly different proportions. The Brugmansia family has many shared chemical with Datura with a basic difference being Datura is aΒ  bush/ground plant whose flowers generally point upwards and Brugmansia grows as a tree with the flowers facing down.

Brugmansia feels, for lack of a better term, extremely aggressive and is no

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BIG FLOCH SEQUEL SERIES: Battle of Hell and Earth VOL 1-5 ROUGH DRAFTS (Confirmed Canon by Araki)

Author's Note: This is basically scratch paper for myself. I don't expect any traction or attention. Usually I post these in the comments of artwork but spamboat removes it.

BIG FLOCH Epilogue & Original Series VOL Links

REMEMBER

WHY

WE

FIGHT

KINO

BIG FLOCH Battle of Hell & Earth 2: A TRULY BOARING TALE

Ymir Y & Floch Y rushed through the house to their father’s room. Historia trailed behind holding back laughter. Seeing the kids back on the farm, despite the circumstances, a treat none the less. Empty nest syndrome hit Histo hard when they went to Titan University. She even gloriously framed their college diplomas in the hallway, which Floch Y nearly knocked over in a rush.

Ymir Y Valid-Dick-Torium. Floch Y varsity running back. Home of the Fightin’ Hallucigenias! You already know the iconic cheer, I mean who doesn’t.

β€œ**HELOS WON’T BE A HERO TODAY, THE FIGHTIN’ HALLUS HERE TO STAY! GOOOO HALLUS!”**Big Floch lead 4 consecutive championship seasons. Rumor has it HBO is producing a documentary called Re-Remember the Titans. Keep that between us.

Clear Eyes, Full hearts, Can’t Lose, Ta-Ta-Kae

Floch &Ymir rushed up the stairs nearly to the master bedroom. They knocked over a table in the hallway spilling the half full coffee mug all over the newspaper that lay on top of it. As the liquid absorbed across the newspaper in large font headlines β€œARMINIST ARSON ATTACKS ESCALATE! ERA OF PEACE OVER? PARADIS BURNS!” Neither sibling bothered to clean. Historia sighed as she grabbed a mop. Floch Y & Ymir Y burst through the door, Eren laid out on the bed. Heavy bandages across his chest. His left eye gored out, covered with a patch. He was covered in cold sweat. He was trying to look around with his only eye. β€œKids, is that you? Damn time!β€β€œDad!”

Both came to the side of the bed and grabbed his hand. He laughed but was cut short due to a fit of coughing that was alarmingly harsh. β€œSo, did mom tell you what is hap-”

β€œDad! You’re a shifter, transform into the Attack T, heal your wounds. You’ve come back from worse! Hell, they say all your bones were crushed before you turned

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It’s beginning to look a lot like spring! reddit.com/gallery/mjnbpa
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all banned words on roblox

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I Hunt Down Demons for a Living, But Today? They're Hunting Me

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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Trevor

I sat in a church scrolling through my phone.

Father Thomas had taken us to a church in Chicago, of all places. Yet another stop along our wild goose chase.

Not only did we have to find out what churches that bastard Ricci had tainted, but Father Thomas was also responsible for untainting them. Apparently, Bishop Ricci was at this church before and so here we are sanctifying this church, again.

The Catholic Church was at least happy when we happened upon any church that had not re-sanctified their grounds as per the Pope’s orders. The Pope basically figured any church not sanctifying their grounds were likely in cahoots with the β€œDark Powers” that be.

There were a whole lot of excommunications getting scheduled, that was for sure. In the end, the Catholic Church was going to be a hell of a lot purer, pun intended.

Father Thomas told us, with all these churches closing, the Vatican was going full bore on trying to resolve sin. Emergency Plenary Indulgences were given out to pretty much anyone who could recite what was called a β€œDivine Mercy Chaplet.”

I had to be the idiot who asked, β€œWhat the Hell is that?”

Father Thomas sighed, β€œIt’s forgiveness, without the need of confession or visitation to a church. You take your rosary,” Father Thomas explained as he lifted his rosary beads from his pocket, β€œYou pray on your sins, while giving several prayers to yourself, and the church considers you blessed and pure once more.”

I frowned, β€œSo what you’re saying is, while all the churches are getting purified-”

β€œThe Pope also wants to ensure all of the flock is purified,” Father Thomas frowned, β€œThus the Emergency Plenary indulgence.”

Of course, in between the Vatican's Emergency indulgence and Father Thomas poking about at key churches, Ricci was confirmed to have visited, Trish and I had helped out Saint Sofia with a… well let's call it a β€˜Morbid’ task. I shouldn’t speak of it, it’s supposed to be top secret.

I’ll just say, Saint Timothy was angered after Trish had done what Saint Sofia asked of her. So we decided it best to accompany Father Thomas and spend some time out of the Guardia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zithero
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She seems to be having a field day out there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fedamasavasol
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This st or that st?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supdawggg00
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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The Communist ....Party
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Ah yes, pretty hip
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I am in my early 30s, make $75k a year ($120k joint), live in the South, work as a Development Director, and hate capitalism but love a little luxury!

Edited to remove the tables because when I obsessively checked this post on my phone I couldn't read them?? Also I tried to, but was prevented from, editing the title. I know it looks sanctimonious but that's just one small part of my personality I swear. D:

❀️ Section 1: Assets and Debt

Total Net Worth: $30,875 - all equity.

Retirement Balance: $0 for me; $20,500 for my husband in the state pension program for teachers. (My partner, L, has been paying into the state teachers' pension system for 5 years. For most of my 20s, I either worked at very low-paying jobs, or supported myself and others on a teacher’s salary, so no retirement for me. My current job does not have a retirement program, but one of my goals for this year is to either start a Roth IRA or get a new job with a 401k match… or maybe both?)

Savings Account Balance: $23,733 We’re moving this summer to a city closer to our families, and are saving all we can for a down payment on a dreamy spot. After we move, some amount of what’s left over will go into a retirement fund, and the rest will stay in this HYSA as our emergency fund. For us, three months of expenses, including childcare, is about $18,000.

Checking Account Balance: $455

Credit Card Debt: n/a, pay off each month

Student Loan Debt: $80,000 for L’s undergrad and MAT. $18,000 for my undergrad and (unfinished) MAT. (My undergrad degrees were mostly covered by the Pell Grant, scholarships, and a $10,000 529 from my parents. L was a nontraditional student - didn’t start undergrad until he was 24 - so none of his was covered. Most of my debt is for a MAT program I dropped out of after one year. I was trying to find any way out of teaching at the time (it is demanding, all-consuming, and carceral at once) and thought a PhD would be my only route. When I got my current job I promptly left the program and any dreams of a PhD behind.)

Equity: $83,875 (This number is from an online equity calculator, and is for our house in a very popular neighborhood in a very popular city. Our outstanding debt on the house is $295,000. We put our whole savings down in 2019, which was $9,000 at the time.)

❀️ Section 2: Income

Monthly Take Home: My base pay is $65,000, and L’s is $45,000. I worked a side gig last year that totaled about $10k in additional compensation; all of it went to savings so we don't budget for it. My take home is $4096/month for my full time job, and my current

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Dis-a-
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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Such a pointless conversation.
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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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What the fuck has happened to this sub!?

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Bit coin or something idk
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New Music Friday: January 29th, 2021

#Albums

  • Arlo Parks - Collapsed In Sunbeams [R&B/Soul]
  • Chip - Snakes & Ladders (featuring Jme, Dizzee Rascal + more) [Grime/UK Rap]
  • Madlib - Sound Ancestors [Instrumental Hip Hop, Spiritual Jazz]
  • Bronze Nazareth & Leaf Dog - Bundle Raps [Wu-Tang Affiliated, East Coast Hip Hop]
  • Scando The Darklord - Hexes & Jinxes (featuring Iamsu!, Nef The Pharaoh + more) [Bay Area Hip Hop]
  • Lapgan - Duniya Kya Hai ["Beats composed almost exclusively with sounds from India and Pakistan"]
  • Fredo - Money Can't Buy Happiness (featuring Pop Smoke, Dave, Summer Walker & Young Adz) [Road Rap]
  • Lil Durk - The Voice (Deluxe) [featuring Lil Baby, Pooh Shiesty & Sydny August] [Chicago Trap]
  • /r/makinghiphop 2020 Mixtape
  • BONES - BURDEN (featuring Xavier Wulf & Eddy Baker) [Cloud Rap, Soundcloud Rap]
  • /r/yedits - SO HELP ME GOD [Pop Rap]
  • Deante’ Hitchcock - Live from Quarantine [Spillage Village adjacent]
  • maasai - With The Shifts (featuring AKAI SOLO & KUMBAYA) [sLUms. adjacent]
  • Koncept Jack$on & Ohbliv - JET MagaZINE '21 Reissue [Mutant Academy adjacent]
  • Theravada - XENOPHON
  • Remy Banks - the phantom of paradise (featuring Rome Streetz, eXquire, Wiki, A-Trak, Pink Siifu, Maxo, Dreamcast & GVVAAN) [sLUms. Adjacent]
  • Mickey Factz - Hue: An Audio Last Will & Testament (featuring Bun B, Tony Williams, Nick Grant + more) [Bronx Battle Rapper]
  • Haiti Babii - Trap Art (featuring Jackboy & Wyclef Jean) [West Coast Trap]
  • Fendi P - Art of Finessing 2 (featuring Wiz Khalifa & Fiend) [Curren$y Adjacent]
  • THE MUSALINI & O-FINESSE - NO SQUARE IN MY CIRCLE (featuring Planet Asia + more) [East Coast Boom Bap]
  • Peso Peso - House Arrest (featuring Sada Baby, Paul Wall, Jackboy, Sosamann & Sauce Gordon) [TX Trap]
  • brwnsounds - WITH LOVE. (featuring Pink Siifu + more) [sLUms. Adjacent]
  • Henny L.O. - Ree Louis (featuring Big Kahuna OG & Fly Anakin) [Mutant Academy Adjacent]
  • Passport Rav - Travel Ban (featuring Chris Crack & Boldy James) [Griselda Adjacent]
  • MISKEEN HALEEM & MUTE WON - RARE FORM: THE GENESIS
  • Rhettmatic - PRODUCED BY DJ RHETTMATIC, VOL. 2 (featuring Aloe Bacc, Ras Kass, Sean Price, Evidence, MED + more)
  • Frazier Trill & Pi'erre Bourne - Frazier Trill (featuring Jelly & Bermuda Yae)
  • Nechie - Shady Baby (featuring Gunna, Lil Durk & Yak Gotti) [ATL Trap]
  • **
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he wanted space

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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Water pun
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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He is right there...
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Expand Your Garden and Harvest Your Seeds

Once you’ve been gardening your own little patch of earth for a few years, you can stretch beyond your repertoire, and add to your basil, tomatoes, and peppers, or even harvest your own seeds for the following year.

Seed catalogs offer you a great way to expand your home garden, and you can pore over the possibilities: Rainbow chard or green? Bush or pole beans? Should you give garlic a try this year? Go for a hotter pepper? How about slender Asian eggplant, white beets, pink radishes, purple potatoes? Maybe experiment with different kinds of cucumbers, or add edible flowers to the mix.

But you know you’ve graduated to the next level of gardening when you can harvest your own seeds and plant them the following year. For example, save big, red-and-black kidney shapes from the scarlet runner beans and a medley of seeds from various squash. Nasturtiums, cilantro, marigolds, borage β€” collect them and then plant them once the ground thaws.

This is sustainability in one of its purest forms. You’re propagating food from your own food! You can anticipate late-August dinners of ratatouille and stir fry without having spent a penny at the farmer’s market or even on a packet of seeds.

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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captbeauner
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I told my dad that home births have skyrocketed since corona; he was confused.

He thought homes were built, not born.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeoriginalAlias
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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