I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash

Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!

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A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...

The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

And now, we wait.

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Why do birds sit on their eggs?

Because they donโ€™t have chairs

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My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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i ordered a chiken and an egg on craigslist...

i'll let you know

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Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?

I am having an eggs essential crisis.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Konebred
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Can we not make any egg related dad jokes on this sub

They are uneggceptable

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Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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I heard there is a recall on Caviar, but not all types of fish eggs are affected.

Itโ€™s a sturgeon general warning.

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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head?

pan o man

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What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground?

It quacks

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What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on top of a hill?

Eggrolls

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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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This pun I made on a single egg carton photo
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon today...

I wonder which will come first..

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Where Do Eggs Like To Go On Vacation?

New YOLK City!

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Everyone is liking a picture of an egg on instagram to beat Kylie Jenner but ...

... wait for it. In a few months it will turn out to be just another chick.

Context

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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!

I prefer mine poached

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Fellow Dads, donโ€™t forget that itโ€™s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know thereโ€™s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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What does a Frenchman tell an egg that's trespassing on his property?

Get ล“uf my yard.

Explanation:

ล’uf if French for egg.

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On Christmas Eve, three eggs, named Dora, Moira, and Gloria, sit in a chicken nest...

Suddenly, Dora hatches and the mama hen says proudly, "Dora in the nest; Day One!"

Then, on Christmas, Moira hatches. The mama hen says, "Dora in the nest; Day Two! Moira in the nest; Day One!"

Dora is confused, and asks, "Well, what about our other sister?"

The mama hen explains, "Gloria In Eggshell, Sis; Day Oh."

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I invented a better egg-beater, but I couldn't find any investors willing to take a chance on my product.

They didn't want to be involved in any "whisky business"

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To egg on - five letters?

Toast.

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I figured out why human eggs go for so much money on Craigslist.

It's like they always say, sex cells.

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Egg on the pan, egg on the plate

I (husband) am good at making egg dishes for breakfast. Me and the wifey were talking about the first time I met her family, when I made them an omelette with goat cheese and spinach. They were all very impressed.

Wifey: "My parents never cooked like that when I was growing up. For them, it was just egg on the pan, egg on the plate."

Me: "I can see how that would be unpleasant, especially if they didn't crack the shells first."

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Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas?

Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon.

I will let you know.

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I've ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know...

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know.

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Why do birds sit on their eggs?

Because they donโ€™t have chairs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/agaconn
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Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did the chicken sit on itโ€™s eggs?

Because chickens donโ€™t have chairs!

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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

Thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

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Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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