Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?

I am having an eggs essential crisis.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Konebred
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I heard there is a recall on Caviar, but not all types of fish eggs are affected.

Itโ€™s a sturgeon general warning.

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Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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Can we not make any egg related dad jokes on this sub

They are uneggceptable

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/coffeemist90881
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/norrisrw
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon.

I will let you know.

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I've ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why do birds sit on their eggs?

Because they donโ€™t have chairs

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How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head?

pan o man

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Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bloodorange_crush
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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
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What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?

MayoNAYS!

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What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground?

It quacks

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What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on top of a hill?

Eggrolls

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Why did the chicken sit on itโ€™s eggs?

Because chickens donโ€™t have chairs!

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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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This pun I made on a single egg carton photo
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ranDEmGuY
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon today...

I wonder which will come first..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HVIIDPOWER
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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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Where Do Eggs Like To Go On Vacation?

New YOLK City!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dale3Earnhardt1998
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Everyone is liking a picture of an egg on instagram to beat Kylie Jenner but ...

... wait for it. In a few months it will turn out to be just another chick.

Context

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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

Thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Dr. Strange once served me a dish of eggs on several English muffins with a side of cucumber.

He called it a Benedict 'Cumber Batch.

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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!

I prefer mine poached

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Fellow Dads, donโ€™t forget that itโ€™s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know thereโ€™s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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*Dad drops egg on floor*

"My life is a yolk"

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On Christmas Eve, three eggs, named Dora, Moira, and Gloria, sit in a chicken nest...

Suddenly, Dora hatches and the mama hen says proudly, "Dora in the nest; Day One!"

Then, on Christmas, Moira hatches. The mama hen says, "Dora in the nest; Day Two! Moira in the nest; Day One!"

Dora is confused, and asks, "Well, what about our other sister?"

The mama hen explains, "Gloria In Eggshell, Sis; Day Oh."

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It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

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What does a Frenchman tell an egg that's trespassing on his property?

Get ล“uf my yard.

Explanation:

ล’uf if French for egg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bcmwolverine
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Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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I invented a better egg-beater, but I couldn't find any investors willing to take a chance on my product.

They didn't want to be involved in any "whisky business"

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To egg on - five letters?

Toast.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eltegs
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I figured out why human eggs go for so much money on Craigslist.

It's like they always say, sex cells.

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Egg on the pan, egg on the plate

I (husband) am good at making egg dishes for breakfast. Me and the wifey were talking about the first time I met her family, when I made them an omelette with goat cheese and spinach. They were all very impressed.

Wifey: "My parents never cooked like that when I was growing up. For them, it was just egg on the pan, egg on the plate."

Me: "I can see how that would be unpleasant, especially if they didn't crack the shells first."

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Dads on egg safety

Me: Dad how long do you think boiled eggs stay good for?

Dad: Until they become deviled

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kdryan1
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/December_Soul
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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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