A list of puns related to "Egg Nog"
I guess I'm egg-nogstic.
Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."
Every year.
Egg Nog
Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.
dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'
me- 'have you had it?'
dad- 'no'
me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'
Nog Nog.
Who's there?
Egg...
Egg who?
Egg knock!
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