I'm not sure if I like egg nog or not.

I guess I'm egg-nogstic.

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📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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My dad loves Christmas carols.

Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."

Every year.

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📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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What did the Ferengi cannibal have for breakfast?

Egg Nog

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📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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dad joked my dad last night.

Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.

dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'

me- 'have you had it?'

dad- 'no'

me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'

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👤︎ u/NatureDump
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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Nog Nog

Nog Nog.

Who's there?

Egg...

Egg who?

Egg knock!

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👤︎ u/YmonAsterZ
📅︎ Dec 26 2016
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