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East Side Puns

A list of puns related to "East Side"

What do you call a fish from the upper east side?

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👤︎ u/Sparkle-goat
📅︎ Mar 20 2022
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I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...

...but I occidentally parked on the west

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👤︎ u/BiochemBeer
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side

Hey, watch your latitude!

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👤︎ u/AHotPocket3141
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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My dad, to me, as we're driving past a cemetery, "You know why all those people are buried in that cemetery on the east side of the road?"

Me: "No. Why?"

Dad: "Because they're dead."

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👤︎ u/NortonPike
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,

Because he's got little legs.

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ May 04 2021
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My wife got me this morning...

Wife: "What shall we do today?"

Me: "I was thinking about building a small storage loft over the east side of the garage."

Wife: "That's a lofty goal."

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👤︎ u/Brocktoberfest
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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