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As recent post mentioned Sir Cumference of the Round Table. Here are a few more:
Sir Pentine - twisty
Sir Cumnavigate - sailed around world
Sir Cumcised - Jewish
Sir Cuit - electrician - not tall - also known (behind his back) as "short Sir Cuit"
Sir Face - the top of
Sir Ly - rude
Sir Osis - heavy drinker
Sir Loin - steak
Sire En - rides on emergency vehicles
Sir Up - pancakes
Sir Prise - unexpected
Sir Render - quitter
Sir Pent - snake
Sir Cus - clown
Sir Cumvent - finds ways around
Sir Cumscribed - hung about around the outside
Sir Plus - the extra one
Because they get jalapeno face
I just wasn't delivering.
Carlos
My native language is dutch and in the sentence "hoe lang" means "how long". When pronouncing "hoe lang" in dutch it sounds like a chinese name. phonetically it would be "Hulang".
So my dad would always say out of nowhere "Hoelang is een Chinees", which translates into "How long is a chinese". Usually the people who hear the joke are clueless and look at him and weird and say "i dont know, i dont think all the chinese people have the same heigth, why do you ask me this?". Then he would say "Huh, what are you talking about? I was talking about my friend Hulang from China hahahahhahaha". He always laughs extremely loud after telling the joke, its part of the routine.
