If Facebook employees liken today to a snow day, they don't just have the day off, they're snowd-en (⌐■_■)
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
whoops wrong sub
A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ¿Cuántos estrellas están en el cielo?
¡Sin-cuenta!
Be en garde when viewing this pun
En-Orgy
performing as a group requires a lot of en-orgy...
Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
On a family holiday to Bruges, we decided to walk to the nearby town of Damme. En route, my Dad said to my sister "your hair looks sort of OK today"
He then explained "to Damme with faint praise"
How do you describe a desert with not even one grizzly in it? Bear-en
How do you describe a desert with at least one grizzly in it? Bear - In
My son told me he will never eat hallowe'en pancakes again...
I ask him why and he responds "haunted French pancakes give me the crepes"
Steph on the sideline is giving his team mates En-Curry-gement.
The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.
I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"
