Did you know? 'para' is Spanish for
I have sex daily
Edit: I have dyslexia*
What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages
ParaNormie
If there's no gambling in heaven...
... why do they call it para-dice?
Holy shit! Wtf has happened to this sub?
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighborβs dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real βpara-docksβ
So my husband Paul, complaining about his pillows ...
Said the stretched his neck so much it'd break and he'd become a paraPAULegic..... he wins tonight. I'm done
Why is there no Acetaminophen in the jungle?
Because the paracetamol.
