The OB/GYN was a fun, down to earth lady.

She brings out the kid in you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentViper96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I found out that I was pregnant because when I went to the OB, the doctor told me to put me feet in the stirrups. My husband blurted β€œThat is the strangest horse I’ve ever seen!” The doctor smiled and congratulated my husband for making his first dad joke. His response β€œI feel a little Dad inside.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DietCokeSkittles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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You hear about the new OB/GYN bagel shop?

It's called the Pap Schmear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidtheday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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What is the prerequisite for becoming an OB/GYN?

Studying abroad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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my coworker was asking about OB GYN's

I'm single and don't plan to have kids anytime soon, but I gave my coworker who's wife is pregnant a dadjoke.

coworker was asking another coworker if he could recommend a good OB, I butted in and said I knew one, he asked for the name and I replied

"OB Wan Kenobi...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doahou
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Where are fat people from?

OB city

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuS_____
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorSolaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.

Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?

An obs-taco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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What do you call it when Sherlock Holmes is the servant of Oxygen and Boron?

OB-servant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalaheadchala1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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Jokes about leeks!

Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek

Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek

Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek

Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Whilst discussing oddly spelt names...

Me: I saw the name Evelyn the other day, spelled E-I-B-L-E-A-N-N.

Mum: I always used to think the name Siobhan was pronounced See-Ob-Han too.

Dad: I knew a farmer once with a weird name, it was spelled E-I-E-I-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OperationDropkick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Soon-to-be-Dad Joke

I took my wife to her first OB appointment this morning. After everything was finished, she was getting dressed.

The nurse knocked on the door- "Are you dressed?"

I replied, "Yes." As she opened the door to enter I added "...but I'm not sure about her."

My wife just shook her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/average_gilbert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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Dadjoked the nurse during the ultrasound this morning

My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first (twins, actually). Today we had an ultrasound to check on them before my wife is officially transferred from the fertility specialist to her OB/GYN.

Nurse: Both heartbeats are a healthy 144.

Me: Gross.

Nurse: What?.... Oh. (nervous laugh)

Wife: (facepalm)

Me: (ear-to-ear grin)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminalmage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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What do you call a Jedi doctor?

OB/Gyn Kenobi

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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