Drownings Puns

A list of puns related to "Drownings"

Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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👤︎ u/fatincomingvirus
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.

After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." I said, "Are you a vet?" To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."

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👤︎ u/im_not_geih
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why didn't the life guard save the hippy from drowning?

Because he was too far out man.

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👤︎ u/Jmf95-
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?

he was in de Nile

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too faarrr out, man!

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👤︎ u/atoterrano
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Whatdya call someone drowning in mayonnaise ?????????

Sinko de mayo !!!!!!!

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👤︎ u/bythewater9
📅︎ May 05 2020
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I heard my niece screaming that she was drowning in the bathroom. I ran quickly into the bathroom to see what was wrong.

She had a glass of water on her head and said “I’m underwater”

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👤︎ u/weirdafbird
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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Two friends are sitting in the bar drowning in their miseries......

The first one goes "I lost everything with my divorce, wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. and here I am sharing a rented apartment with you. Nothing can be worse than this."

The second one assures him that his situation is much worse than him.

"How??" Demands the first one.

"Well I had a booming business and all the riches" he moaned. "Then it all came crashing down, with losses incurring, I lost my wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. And here I am sharing a rented apartment with you."

"How's your situation worse than mine" growled the first one.

"You see my friend" sighed the second one "I still have my wife!"

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear why the hippie died from drowning?

Because he was too far out, man!

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👤︎ u/WalrusNerd
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Hello drowning
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👤︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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👤︎ u/muxamoose
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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A few days ago I dreamt of drowning in orange

But when I woke up I realised it was just a Fanta-sea

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👤︎ u/kepeke
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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What saved Kim Kardashian from drowning?

A Life West

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👤︎ u/00MX5
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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How do you know when you're drowning in milk?

When its pasteurize

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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I tried to tell the Egyptian that he was drowning

But he was in denial

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👤︎ u/faceoftheancients
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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Ben Folds: “She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
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👤︎ u/hippomaster6000
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Yesterday, I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda

It ended up just being a FantaSea

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👤︎ u/Quoto21
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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What did one drowning man say to the other drowning man?

Blblblblblblblb

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👤︎ u/Jacob_wallace
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro cinco.

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👤︎ u/GStar321
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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Did you know sex can prevent drowning?

It gives you heir.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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How can you tell when you're drowning in milk?

When it's 'past'eurize!

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👤︎ u/cosmic_panda89
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.

When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/ilikechefboyardee
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/dg005583
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Had a dream last night that I was drowning in a orange soda sea...Took me awhile to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
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👤︎ u/ArsenalHakon
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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👤︎ u/hexagon_papers
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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I had a dream that i was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. . .

But when I woke I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/roxann_007
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/Neuroticzz
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/papa-ash
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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👤︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in an ocean of Orange soda

It took me a while to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/Seorito
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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👤︎ u/ArchieThePinkSloth
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in a pool of orange soda last night.

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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👤︎ u/sohamnshah
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man!

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👤︎ u/OfficeBadger
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

...... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/jamstagram
📅︎ May 19 2018
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night....

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea

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👤︎ u/Broadway_Lover
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Last night, I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda...

It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/brewmeone
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/AYKW
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I dreamt that I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda.

Turned out to be a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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I dreamed of drowning in a large body of orange soda

It took me a while to notice it was just a Fanta sea

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👤︎ u/Canadianstig77
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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I had a wierd dream that i was drowning in orange soda...

But I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/ben_g_24
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out, man.

[xpost from r/AskReddit]

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👤︎ u/Enzo595
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/brusknugget
📅︎ Apr 15 2016
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Why didn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

He was just too far out man

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👤︎ u/qqwrz
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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