A list of puns related to "Poisoning"
Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.
Baby shart, do do do do
Mommy shart, do do do do
Daddy shart, do do do do...
That's what trying to consume old Derry products will do to you.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
It was the wurst.
They get dire yee-haw.
Source: I have food poisoning and am dying. The dehydration has led my mind to some cowboy related place I guess. Also dire hee-haw works better but I don't know anything about what cowboys say.
...he was having the wurst week.
Question: Why don't radioactive animals talk?
Answer: Because they're mute-ated!
Except the kids. They were in the living room.
It was chair noble.
She asked if he Putin yet.
"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"
Presiding in his absence was the President Pro Temp-ura.
I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"
He didn't get it.
My girlfriend gave me some vitamin water to drink. I drank some and immediately needed to lay down. She said," it's not going to sit well if you don't stay up for a bit." I said," I know but it will lay well." Ha. Ha. Merry Christmas.
It was literally the wurst.
It was chair noble.
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