The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
Oh my baby he’s drowning!!!
Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.
How did the King save his drowning son?
A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.
After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine."
I said, "Are you a vet?"
To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."
Why didn't the life guard save the hippy from drowning?
Because he was too far out man.
Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
Whatdya call someone drowning in mayonnaise ?????????
Two friends are sitting in the bar drowning in their miseries......
The first one goes "I lost everything with my divorce, wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. and here I am sharing a rented apartment with you. Nothing can be worse than this."
The second one assures him that his situation is much worse than him.
"How??" Demands the first one.
"Well I had a booming business and all the riches" he moaned. "Then it all came crashing down, with losses incurring, I lost my wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. And here I am sharing a rented apartment with you."
"How's your situation worse than mine" growled the first one.
"You see my friend" sighed the second one "I still have my wife!"
If I was drowning and I had enough money for 1 drink I'd buy a rootbeer float.
Do you like puns about drowning?
I think they are breathtaking
What saved Kim Kardashian from drowning?
How do you know when you're drowning in milk?
I tried to tell the Egyptian that he was drowning
Ben Folds: “She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
Yesterday, I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda
It ended up just being a FantaSea
What did one drowning man say to the other drowning man?
What do you call four Mexicans drowning?
Did you know sex can prevent drowning?
How can you tell when you're drowning in milk?
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too Far Out, Man 🤙
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too faarrr out, man!
I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.
When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Had a dream last night that I was drowning in a orange soda sea...Took me awhile to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
I had a dream that i was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. . .
But when I woke I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I dreamed of drowning in an ocean of Orange soda
It took me a while to realize it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
...... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed of drowning in a pool of orange soda last night.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
Last night, I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda...
It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night....
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea
I dreamt that I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda.
Turned out to be a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed of drowning in a large body of orange soda
It took me a while to notice it was just a Fanta sea
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
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I had a wierd dream that i was drowning in orange soda...
But I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why didn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?
He was just too far out man
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