My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
I went to a costume party dressed as a Euro. When asked what I was I told people I was new Italian currency...
Why was Karen dressed up?
She wanted to make a formal complaint.
I went to a costume party dressed as a harp. The host said my costume was too small to be a harp.
I replied, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
I first met my wife at a fancy dress party, where I was dressed as a ghost.
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
Someone knocked on my door dressed up as Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid; I was petrified.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
I noticed my shirt had a couple of holes in it when I was getting dressed this morning.
I thought that was pretty cool, 'cuz it gave me somewhere to put my arms.
To the guy in the wheelchair participating in the DC insurrection dressed all in camouflage.
You can hide, but you can’t run!
What's the difference between a horribly dressed person on a two wheeler and a nicely dressed person on a three wheeler?
What do you call a line of well dressed, sizzling hot babes?
My son went to school dressed as a horse.
He was the centaur of attention.
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.
I was immediately kicked out.
What’s the difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog?
One wears a suit and the other just pants.
Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tea bag.
On the way home I got mugged.
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...
..... I was the captain's log
What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
Steven, he works in Accounting.
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
There's a discount to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
So I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.
The host says, “What are you dressed as?”
I tell him, “I’m a harp.”
He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.”
I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?
My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?
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