Why was Karen dressed up?

She wanted to make a formal complaint.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/linkvideo
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Someone knocked on my door dressed up as Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid; I was petrified.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iMakeCrap
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I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.

I was immediately kicked out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?

Steven, he works in Accounting.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KalNymeri
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.

Then it dawned on me...

He must be one of those plane clothes cops!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MsUneek
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

Itโ€™s like shooting fish in apparel.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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For my Halloween costume I dressed up as Sir Acha imgur.com/vvC5Huq
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChronisBlack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool.

"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.

The spy smirks.

"But I still think you American spy."

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.

"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?

The cops finally nailed him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What would you call a statue dressed up like Darth Vader?

Manikin Skywalker!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/telxonhacker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What did Chewbacca say when he dressed up as Jason Voorhees for Halloween?

CHEW CHEW CHEW BACA CA

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GreatBouss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I visited my friend and when I got there I noticed he had dressed up a bottle of gin like Santa Claus. So I asked him about it.

He told me, โ€œOh that? Itโ€™s just a bit of holiday spirit.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cananbaum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?

It was in disguise.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kyle-inator
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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For halloween, my daughter dressed up as Mary Poppins, and then asked me if she could just skip the vegan neighbor's house.

When I her asked why, she said it was because their "Stupid Cauliflower Licorice Tastes A Lot Like Dog Shit."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?

It became a fright train.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darkchippy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.

I thought it was pretty straight forward.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/superherocivilian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I dressed up as bacon for halloween.

To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Blackfaceplant
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dressed up as a fish for the party?

I heard he had a whale of a time

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cynrui
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...

I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/voip_geek
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

I won despite the many neigh sayers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_BarChuk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A man showed up to my psychiatric practice dressed only in Saran Wrap requesting diagnosis.

I told him, โ€œI can plainly see your nuts.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jmturleymd
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I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TISparta217
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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About the time I dressed up as a harp to go to a costume party

Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".

I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/td941
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?

Invitation said to look sharp.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chexmp
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I dressed up as Thanos and started screaming in the streets

They called me a madman

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealComradeMeep
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I dressed up as a marble statue for Halloween but nobody noticed

I think they took me for granite

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trashcancomic
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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For Halloween, we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moses10960
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...

I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Twisted_Shogun
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.

He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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When I die I want the theme to my funeral to be Hawaiian, if you're not dressed up as a Hawaiian you're not welcome.

I'm dead serious.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlbaraHakami
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Do you think that when you get really dressed up...

It should be called Avant Garb?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pipesey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Rudolph dressed up for delivering presents on Christmas day

Santa: โ€œHey Rudolph! Youโ€™re looking fly today!โ€ Rudolph: โ€œOh Santa, you sleigh me!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zukie9988
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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I showed up over dressed to a family member's party and my aunt spilled sweet tea all over my dress shirt. She solved my clothing problem

Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!

Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HeroHurtya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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My dad was at a halloween party last night with a guy dressed up as Waldo.

Every single time he saw him he yelled out "FOUND HIM!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/husseyjake
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Some guy dressed up as this for Halloween
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lolrama
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