Why was Karen dressed up?
She wanted to make a formal complaint.
Someone knocked on my door dressed up as Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid; I was petrified.
I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.
I was immediately kicked out.
What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
Steven, he works in Accounting.
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?
The cops finally nailed him.
What would you call a statue dressed up like Darth Vader?
What did Chewbacca say when he dressed up as Jason Voorhees for Halloween?
I visited my friend and when I got there I noticed he had dressed up a bottle of gin like Santa Claus. So I asked him about it.
He told me, “Oh that? It’s just a bit of holiday spirit.”
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
For halloween, my daughter dressed up as Mary Poppins, and then asked me if she could just skip the vegan neighbor's house.
When I her asked why, she said it was because their "Stupid Cauliflower Licorice Tastes A Lot Like Dog Shit."
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.
I thought it was pretty straight forward.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Did you hear about the guy who dressed up as a fish for the party?
I heard he had a whale of a time
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant
I won despite the many neigh sayers
A man showed up to my psychiatric practice dressed only in Saran Wrap requesting diagnosis.
I told him, “I can plainly see your nuts.”
I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
About the time I dressed up as a harp to go to a costume party
Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".
I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
I dressed up as Thanos and started screaming in the streets
I dressed up as a marble statue for Halloween but nobody noticed
I think they took me for granite
For Halloween, we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.
I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...
I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
When I die I want the theme to my funeral to be Hawaiian, if you're not dressed up as a Hawaiian you're not welcome.
Do you think that when you get really dressed up...
It should be called Avant Garb?
Rudolph dressed up for delivering presents on Christmas day
Santa: “Hey Rudolph! You’re looking fly today!”
Rudolph: “Oh Santa, you sleigh me!”
I showed up over dressed to a family member's party and my aunt spilled sweet tea all over my dress shirt. She solved my clothing problem
Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!
Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!
My dad was at a halloween party last night with a guy dressed up as Waldo.
Every single time he saw him he yelled out "FOUND HIM!"
Some guy dressed up as this for Halloween
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