Last night I dreamt that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/yyjdrivers
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 22 2020
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Last night I dreamt about working out and having big arms.

But those were just pipe dreams

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DonyKing
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 26 2020
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A few days ago I dreamt of drowning in orange

But when I woke up I realised it was just a Fanta-sea

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kepeke
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 06 2020
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Last night I dreamt Iā€™d written the Lord of the Rings

My wife said to me I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/OwenJthomas89
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 05 2019
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Last night, my husband dreamt I cheated on him with a professional football player & several Frenchmen.

He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said ā€œIā€™d better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.ā€

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/jillinkla
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 29 2019
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Yesterday, I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda

It ended up just being a FantaSea

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Quoto21
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 12 2019
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I once dreamt I was taking a dump and woke up to find I soiled myself.

I thought "shit just got real".

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/avidtomato
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 03 2019
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I have always dreamt about swimming in an ocean full of soda...

It's a Fanta-sea...

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TryingToCareLess
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 22 2018
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Last night, I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda...

It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/brewmeone
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 29 2017
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Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...

...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SuperPotatoPancakes
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 14 2018
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Last night my child dreamt that he was peeing in bed.

Good news: Some dreams do come true.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 28 2018
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I dreamt I was a set of wheels last night.

Woke up really tired.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 01 2018
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I dreamt I was a cop but I just couldn't catch any criminals.

It was arrestless sleep.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/beck1670
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 03 2018
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I knew a guy who dreamt of becoming a gastroenterologist...

...but when it came time to apply for med school, he didn't have the guts.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/tomdelfino
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 25 2018
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Last night I dreamt I was turned into a sausage.

It was one of my wurst nightmares.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SoNotCool
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 04 2016
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Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.

My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/elliothtz
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 11 2015
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Dreamt I was running in France...

Eiffel.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/just_another_mexican
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 26 2015
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my wife woke up in the middle of the night and told me she dreamt of dancing cows...

I told her it must have been a bizarre cowbaret...

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/twinValleys
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 21 2015
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I dreamt I brushed my teeth last night....

With REMbrandt.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/lagforks
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 10 2016
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My wife said she dreamt of Mai Tais last night

I told her, "you don't own any ties though"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Unicornasaurus
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 20 2016
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I dreamt I was chasing a car all night

I woke up exhausted!

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Whlightning
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 29 2020
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Dreamt I was a muffler last night..

..I woke up exhausted

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DarkOwl_490
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 23 2020
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I dreamt I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/unicycleguy06
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 24 2020
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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Trtlman
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear about the time I dreamt I was a muffler?

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 02 2020
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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler,

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Theantijen
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 15 2019
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last night i dreamt i was a muffler...

...woke up this morning feeling exhausted

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mellon_coliee
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 21 2019
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Last night I dreamt I was a car.

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/JhimmyDingo
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 05 2017
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Last night I dreamt I was a car muffler

And when I woke up this morning I was exhausted

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/musicalfangirl
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 29 2019
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I dreamt that I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda.

Turned out to be a Fanta sea.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 07 2018
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Last night I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda...

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/potatoesarefruit
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 20 2017
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I dreamt all night I was a muffler on a car

Woke up this morning exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/beenthatdonetherr
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 15 2015
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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/nidenikolev
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 27 2016
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I dreamt about mufflers last night.

I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/_otterinabox
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 19 2014
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I dreamt I was a muffler system

I woke up exhausted

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/pillowsV43
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 17 2014
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The other night I dreamt I was a muffler.

Yeah, I woke up exhausted.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/livingfields
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 02 2013
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