Last night I dreamt that I was a muffler
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Last night I dreamt about working out and having big arms.
But those were just pipe dreams
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︎ Feb 26 2020
A few days ago I dreamt of drowning in orange
But when I woke up I realised it was just a Fanta-sea
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Last night I dreamt Iād written the Lord of the Rings
My wife said to me I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Last night, my husband dreamt I cheated on him with a professional football player & several Frenchmen.
He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said āIād better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.ā
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Yesterday, I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda
It ended up just being a FantaSea
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I once dreamt I was taking a dump and woke up to find I soiled myself.
I thought "shit just got real".
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︎ Jan 03 2019
I have always dreamt about swimming in an ocean full of soda...
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Last night, I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda...
It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Sep 29 2017
Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...
...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.
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︎ Apr 14 2018
Last night my child dreamt that he was peeing in bed.
Good news: Some dreams do come true.
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︎ Mar 28 2018
I dreamt I was a set of wheels last night.
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︎ Oct 01 2018
I dreamt I was a cop but I just couldn't catch any criminals.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I knew a guy who dreamt of becoming a gastroenterologist...
...but when it came time to apply for med school, he didn't have the guts.
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︎ Mar 25 2018
Last night I dreamt I was turned into a sausage.
It was one of my wurst nightmares.
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︎ Oct 04 2016
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
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︎ Jan 11 2015
Dreamt I was running in France...
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︎ Aug 26 2015
my wife woke up in the middle of the night and told me she dreamt of dancing cows...
I told her it must have been a bizarre cowbaret...
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︎ Apr 21 2015
I dreamt I brushed my teeth last night....
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︎ Aug 10 2016
My wife said she dreamt of Mai Tais last night
I told her, "you don't own any ties though"
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︎ Jun 20 2016
I dreamt I was chasing a car all night
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Dreamt I was a muffler last night..
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I dreamt I was a muffler last night.
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︎ May 24 2020
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Did you hear about the time I dreamt I was a muffler?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler,
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︎ Nov 15 2019
last night i dreamt i was a muffler...
...woke up this morning feeling exhausted
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Last night I dreamt I was a car.
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︎ Feb 05 2017
Last night I dreamt I was a car muffler
And when I woke up this morning I was exhausted
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︎ Jan 29 2019
I dreamt that I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda.
Turned out to be a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 07 2018
Last night I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda...
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Mar 20 2017
I dreamt all night I was a muffler on a car
Woke up this morning exhausted.
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︎ Nov 15 2015
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler
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︎ Apr 27 2016
I dreamt about mufflers last night.
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︎ Nov 19 2014
I dreamt I was a muffler system
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︎ Sep 17 2014
The other night I dreamt I was a muffler.
Yeah, I woke up exhausted.
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︎ Oct 02 2013
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