My son came up to me and said that a bug was flying around his room, my wife said that he just imagined it.

I said that is justaflyable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexNoru
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Fictional singer name imagined as four albums.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Imagined my wife today

My wife and I were got to hotel today and were about to go out to eat.

Her: "Crap, I forgot my lipstick, how am I gonna get made up."

Me: "If you want to get made up I can just imagine you."

I got laid later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwjjgg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2016
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It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?

I'd be petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda

That's my fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0LL3CT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.

I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....

But he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Imagine Dragons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-ariyo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Ho ho ho!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.

It's called Elongates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketPapa22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.

They have to fit the Bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I overdosed on Viagra once....

Hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBMV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giantyetifeet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I had a dream that I invented a new color

But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..

..the sixteenth Chapel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop

I go under cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I have a serious question...

So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaset
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?

They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamAptor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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honestly, Imagine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you

They would just suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summetz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A farmer said to me β€œI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”

I said sure. 70.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician

She was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yet-another-dad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is

I mean, it's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Her: Honey can you pick up some milk

Him:* lifts gallon * done

Her: no from the store

Him: I imagine it weighs the same there too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJonesy007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Imagine eating a clock...

That would be time consuming...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Not cool Dad...not cool

So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...

IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alluxin_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night

There would be MASS confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/300_Black0ut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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