Scientists invented a pen that writes underwater.
It writes lots of other words too.
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw some blood
What do you call it when someone drops their wedding ring in a dog pen?
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
What did the French monarchy do to bad pens?
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
What's the relationship between Octopi and Pens?
They have a lot ink-common.
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
What do you call two horses that live next to eachother?
I married a pen a few years ago
It's a mistake I cant erase
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?
I bought a rabbit pen.
But my rabbit still can’t write.
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
The best pen ever made will be the second to last ever made...
Because it would be penultimate.
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
"Mark my words—" said the pen...
... but the scissors cut him off.
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
Wow that pen is so attractive.
Highlighter pens are the future.
What’s the most effective way to write a murder mystery?
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She just can’t seem to let it go.
I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!
My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
I need some help fixing my new pen.
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