Sometimes I fantasize about quitting my job and going to work in an oyster bar....

...but I heard the work kinda shucks.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2016
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My fantasy football team always wins...

Why would anyone fantasize a losing team?

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📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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