Draft Pick Puns

I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.

Me: "You're up"

Dad: "Asia!"

Me: "What about Asia?"

Dad: "Well you said Europe!"

Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation

A man is writing a book, and wants his friend's opinion on it.

The man begins to read aloud "it was the time of the year when storms can take hold of a house within seconds. A small family is preparing their house, when a wail is heard in the distance.

'Father,' began the child 'will we survive the storms?'

'Only time will tell' said the worried father.

Suddenly, a massive wind picks up and nearly blows the house down. The family barely survives".

The man asks "what do you think so far?"

The friend replies "i think you went into the action too quickly. I hardly have a vested interest. I think it needs work"

The man simply says "but it's only the first draft."