I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
is a misteak.
I just really hope everone is okay with that.
They made olive oil spread.
The antagonist was Hans Grouper
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, βwhere do I drop it off?β
She says, βGo in the front door and thereβs a little desk that you -β
βDonβt you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?β
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
Arkham Hairstylum
I stand corrected
Yeah, you could say I have perfect Heinz-site
Because sheβs all dressed.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as βfoursβ?
Please trade me. Iβm tired of wearing my glasses.
It'll cyan out
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
If everyoneβs ok with that
They deserve a pullet-zer prize.
With an eyeth-berg
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
a marxman
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
When a thief is caught today, itβs not like the olden days. Now, you get a mugshot and housed in a jail cell. Then, they were just drawn and quartered.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
It was a captive audience
Peter Barker
It was a rare medium, but well done
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Thanks, Iβm Finnish.
They have lost my interest
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
Nor I
If everyoneβs okay with that.
If everyoneβs okay with that
