40 Hilarious Dominance And Submission Puns

[18M] I’ve had so many ideas and fantasies up until now that when I actually get to test them on someone Im probably gonna go all out. I’d love to have a chat about power play and bdsm and exactly where does this lust for dominance/submission come from?

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👤︎ u/qrtty

📅︎ Jun 30 2019

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Dog appeasing pheromone prevents the androgen surge and may reduce contact dominance and active submission after stressful interventions in African wild dogs (Lycaon pictus) journals.plos.org/plosone…

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👤︎ u/EgweneMalazanEmpire

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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Blue Oyster Cult - Dominance and Submission youtube.com/watch?v=kpKJU…

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👤︎ u/IFullerBucheet

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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Does Discipline Belong With Dominance & Submission Instead of Bondage?

A common segmentation of bdsm distinguishes between:

* Bondage and Discipline: Restricting a Partner and Punishments

* Dominance and Submission: Master-Slave and Other Rituals That Involve One Person Giving in to the Will of Another

Would it make more sense to put discipline together with dominance and submission? Dom / Sub is where rules are set, and discipline / punishments are the natural consequence of breaking those rules. To take punishments / discipline out of dominance and submission and instead group it into bondage and discipline seems like a bad grouping.

I am working on a categorization of bdsm activities, so I am trying to understand things from the top down.

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👤︎ u/smorgasmic

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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Daily Tsumugi #329 (featuring Miu) Dominance & Submission

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👤︎ u/donjurga

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Dominant Side Control Submissions Gi and No Gi | Jiu-Jitsu Tips and Tricks youtube.com/watch?v=JLZEO…

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👤︎ u/EliKnight173

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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During mating season, male mudskippers often develop brightly colored spots on them in order to attract the females. The spots can be red, green and even blue. Mudskippers are known to engage in battles over territory and dominance, most often with their mouths open to demonstrate size and stamina.

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👤︎ u/mlouisa70394

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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[Dominance MMA media day] Justin Gaethje : "If Conor wants to go past me, he has to go through me. I think that's the only way to legitimize the process and make it right. I think that's the fight." twitter.com/marc_raimondi…

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👤︎ u/AleighaBB

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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[Michael Ryan] When Jarvis Landry is a candidate for the Hall of Fame, his heroics and dominance in the NFL Skills competition should be considered twitter.com/MichaelRyanRu…

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👤︎ u/TurntUpTurtles

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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Instead of science and the humanities fighting each other for dominance, there should be continuous dialogue between all the disciplines (by Massimo Pigliucci) aeon.co/essays/why-should…

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👤︎ u/voltimand

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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Arteta: "There are some non-negotiables. The demands we put on the team, the commitment, the energy we put in, that dominance. We are the biggest football club in England, and we have to play a little bit with that arrogance, that belief" I love this guy already. twitter.com/GurjitAFC/sta…

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👤︎ u/chnum2

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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So many rewatches and I never caught this moment with season one Stassi asserting her dominance v.redd.it/3gpj7tjmnyj41

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👤︎ u/jbutton19

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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In the Bills 4 year dominance over the AFC they destroyed QBs in AFC Championship Games. The combined statline of the QBs they faced in those games (Jay Schroeder, John Elway, Dan Marino, and Joe Montana) was 55-120 (45.8%), 664 yards (5.53 Y/A), 1 TD, 9 INTs, and a 34.9 passer rating.

Jay Schroeder in 1990: 13-31, 150 yards, 0 TDs, 5 INTs, 17.6 passer rating (Lost 3-51)

Elway in 1991: 11-21, 121 yards, 0 TDs, 1 INT, 49.9 passer rating (Lost 7-10)

Marino in 1992: 22-45, 268 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs, 56.5 passer rating (Lost 10-29)

Montana in 1993: 9-23, 125 yards , 0 TD, 1 INT 39.2 passer rating (Lost 13-30)

Even when you remove Schroeder's stat line, the Bills held three of the ten best QBs of all time in John Elway, Dan Marino, and Joe Montana to a combined stat line of 42-89 (47.2%), 514 yards (5.8 Y/A), 1 TD, 4 INTs, and 50.5 passer rating in the 1991-1993 AFC Championship Games.

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👤︎ u/StatMatt

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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The sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a very bellicose saltwater fish that can open its mouth widely and use it as an assault weapon when engaging in territorial battles. They joust by pushing their distended mouths against each other, as if they were kissing, to determine dominance.

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👤︎ u/louisamarisa

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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Steal the books from a necromancer tower, and they will send one supersoldier who twerks at your walls for two months to assert dominance before he jumps over the wall like a cat.

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👤︎ u/Mr_P1geon

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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When mudskippers get angry, the mud will fly as they wrestle for territory and dominance

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👤︎ u/mlouisa70394

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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The 5 biggest stocks are dwarfing the rest of the stock market at an ‘unprecedented’ level: Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon and Facebook make up 18% of the total market cap of the S&P 500, an unprecedented level of dominance, according to Morgan Stanley. cnbc.com/2020/01/13/five-…

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👤︎ u/IntnsRed

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Every time I see predictions about when the Big 3's dominance will end and/or when they will retire

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👤︎ u/dhruvlrao

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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Looking back on the 2011 Mav's finals run and their dominance.

Plenty has been said about their defeating the Heatles. That series will forever be legendary.

But one detail about their playoff run that is equally impressive is their dominance of the Lakers. In a series sweep the Mavericks held the favorite (2 time defending championship) Lakers to no more than 94 points in any of their 4 games. Including a 122-86 blowout in the closeout game. The Mavs essentially slammed the door shut on the Pau-Bynum-Kobe era and the league never looked back.

Then of course they went on to defeat a stacked Thunder team 4-1 and spoil the Heat 4-2. They spoiled the damn league that year and did it with dominance.

Anyway just looking back fondly. Cant wait for more hoops.

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👤︎ u/ImOnTheMoon

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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Dominic Baroque - The File Is Corrupt And Cannot Be Opened | Out now on Marble Tapes (currently looking for submissions marbletapes@gmail.com) marbletapes.bandcamp.com/…

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👤︎ u/MarbleTapes

📅︎ Jun 25 2019

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Points per game table of the Premier League and six other European leagues - only Benfica come close to Liverpool's dominance

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👤︎ u/qpolask

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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Buds and buds+ showing dominance over an airpod.

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👤︎ u/DIRTBIKERED

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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There’s dominance, and there’s Dominance: In the case of Olympique Lyonnais Féminin, we’re very much in the realm of the latter. 13 straight domestic league titles, 10 domestic cup wins since 2003, and ONLY two league defeats in nine seasons. This is their 4th consecutive CL title and 6th in 9years! theguardian.com/football/…

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👤︎ u/Beautiful_Remote

📅︎ May 18 2019

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[Yates] Facing Philip Rivers, Patrick Mahomes and then Jared Goff, the Patriots defense allowed them to complete just 50 percent of their passes combined (60-of-120). That marks the best three-game stretch by any defense at any point this past season. Dominance. twitter.com/FieldYates/st…

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👤︎ u/ValKilmsnipsinBatman

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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Maru vs Solar reminded me of Maru vs MyuNgSik, another awesome game of sheer dominance (and some actual tears) youtube.com/watch?v=PSv2P…

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👤︎ u/vorxaw

📅︎ Mar 29 2020

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In college I tested the influence of 17B-estradiol on the dominance of hissing cockroaches by injecting them with the estradiol and making them “fight”, scoring them based on dominant actions. There was no significant difference.

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👤︎ u/snbrd512

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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I decided to take a trip around Europe and show my dominance in as many countries as possible. Country no. 1, Slovakia

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👤︎ u/WejcikCZ

📅︎ Jul 02 2019

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Neoliberal policy dominance and the financialisation of housing have damaged the Australian housing system; Australia’s 30-year housing affordability decline has been among the worst in the developed world theconversation.com/austr…

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👤︎ u/Jagtom83

📅︎ Feb 16 2020

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🔥 The sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a very bellicose saltwater fish that can open its mouth widely and use it as an assault weapon when engaging in territorial battles. They joust by pushing their distended mouths against each other, as if they were kissing, to determine dominance.

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👤︎ u/louisamarisa

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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Bellator featherweight Aaron Pico has signed with Ali Abdelaziz and Dominance MMA as his new management team. twitter.com/DamonMartin/s…

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👤︎ u/ThatMuddaBullshit

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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Was British dominance over India inevitable? Could another local power, such as the Maratha Confederacy, have defeated them and established hegemony over the subcontinent, or did the British simply have too many advantages?

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👤︎ u/shivj80

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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🔥 During mating season, male mudskippers often develop brightly colored spots on them in order to attract the females. The spots can be red, green and even blue. Mudskippers are known to engage in battles over territory and dominance, often with their mouths open to demonstrate size and stamina.

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👤︎ u/mlouisa70394

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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Sanders and Biden Look for Dominance in Early States nytimes.com/2020/01/11/us…

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👤︎ u/bamboo68

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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Hannibal's crossing of the Alps in 218 BC was one of the major events of the 2nd Punic War, and is one of the most celebrated military achievements! Bypassing Roman land garrisons and naval dominance, Hannibal led 90K men and 37 elephants over the Alps to take the war directly to the Roman Republic!

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👤︎ u/PrimeCedars

📅︎ Mar 22 2020

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My boys have met for their second session of bonding and it’s going so well!! The first session went super well too! Chip (Black/White/brown) keeps popcorning and butterscotch(blond) keeps trying to smell chip. There’s next to no aggression but plenty shows of dominance and talking between both.

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👤︎ u/fuckthiskms

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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Study analyzing movements of western lowland gorillas suggests they show territoriality, defending core regions of their home ranges against neighbours, and mirror patterns common across human evolution, with core areas of resident dominance and larger zones of mutual tolerance inverse.com/science/eeril…

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👤︎ u/LaromTheDestroyer

📅︎ Mar 29 2020

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Pete and the Commish discussing D.K.'s looming dominance over the game imgur.com/mvBHH64

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👤︎ u/BigBabyMeBane92

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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When your teammate steals your invasion and gets 0 kills, so you must assert dominance in the next one. v.redd.it/y639kbm5eit21